It was at that moment that the phone rang. Picking up the phone, I gently uttered a well-learned phrase: "Notary office. What can we do for you? "
- Absolutely everything! - cheerfully announced the voice of my institute friend Aska. "I'm more useful than you, Telichkina, I've never met!" You're not busy? Can you talk?
"Easy," I grinned. - All the same we have quiet: all self-respecting people are now resting at the resorts, and do not run around notaries. And on Monday I have a vacation. - Cool! - Rejoined her friend. "I was just about to think of how to stop you from work for a week." I want to take you out with Albinka to the nature. Goge managed to knock out the house in the forest.
Would you like to come with us?
- You ask! With great pleasure. It is necessary to urgently change the situation, and then I begin to mope.
On Sunday Goga drove us to the place. Opening the house, stepped aside and grunted discontentedly.
- Who here so actively rested ?! After walking around her husband, Asuka also looked into the room and whistled:
- Wow! How much did they hang here? Judging by the number of bottles, not less than a month. - Well, let me go! - Quickly removing her friend, Albina stepped into the room. She snorted and sneezed. - Gad! If only they'd aired, or something! Here everything was fading tobacco! And dust! ..
I have such an allergy to dust and pollen! Aska squeamishly pointed her finger at the plate with a dried snack.
"As far as I understand, it's cheese." Did not eat it yesterday. He was moldy.
I also looked at this disgrace.
"Girls, do not panic." After all, you can remove. For half an hour quite manage.
"I can not," Albinka said. - I'm an allergic. For me, dust is death!
- Ponyatnenko ... And you? - I looked at Aska.
The girlfriend shrugged her shoulders.
- Well, actually in my position it is harmful, but if you really need ...
- In what position ?! - I interrupted. - At this time, physical work will only benefit. Come on, I'll manage without you. But provided: lunch you cook with Albinka. - Of course! - Smiled sweetly girlfriends. "Zhen, you're lovely!" And I set to cleaning. Quickly took out all the garbage. I washed the dishes and ripped off the table, rubbed the floors ... Then I looked out into the yard. Friends sat on a bench and laughed loudly.
"That's all, girls!" Done! I'm putting in the watch! - I reported. - Now you can start cooking dinner.
- Here's another! - Waved away Aska. - I took sandwiches from home. There are canned fish. Today we'll manage.
"Do you want to cook some fresh potatoes?" I asked hopefully.
- The glutton! You want - you and cook, - Aska grimaced in displeasure.
I wanted to use Albinka, but at that moment she jumped off the bench like a stung. In her hand really stuck out a sting. Seeing this, she almost fainted.
- To me the end! I'm going to swell! - Looking at me, she ordered:
"My purse!" Fast! There I have allergy cures.
I ran at a gallop for her purse . Then half an hour she made Albina a lotion and calmed Aska, who was turned for her beloved friend. Then carefully put them in bed and went to clean potatoes. During lunch we remembered the student years. Carried away by the conversation, my friends ignored my question about who will wash the dishes. I, was, wanted to get angry, but then my cell phone crackled. The chief called.
- Zhenya! At us state of emergency! Lada was taken to the hospital. Can you leave tomorrow?
- No problems! She said without regret. And, putting down the receiver, she reported:
- This ends my vacation.
"Well, oh-oh-oh-oh," Aska began to ache. "In the course of a century we came together, and you ..."
"What if you can break free even for the next weekend?" - With hope asked Albina. - The three of them are much more cheerful.
"I do not think so," I sighed. "You're here somehow without me!"