A distinctive feature of any team is the love of joint leisure, fun, corporate parties. No exception is the celebration of the New Year 2017 of the Firecracker. In this wonderful and full of magic night, the staff transforms beyond recognition, they take off all the masks (and sometimes wear them) and relax with the glasses sparkling in their hands and piquant contests in the head. True, for a successful corporate not enough delicious buffet and active competitions. All the elements of the celebration should be carefully chosen and well organized:
- It is necessary to select deliberately the leader - an active and creative person, the "soul of the company";
- It is important to make a list of entertainment numbers. Scenes for the company for the New Year can be short and funny or long in the performance of staff by roles;
- For each number and participant it is better to prepare a role, an image, an inventory in advance;
- Any staged episodes for adults should be diluted interactive funny scenes with jokes for New Year's corporate at work;
Original sketches on corporate for the New Year 2017 of the Rooster
- Interview for the post of Father Frost and Snow Maiden. Such a scene for each employee to recall the history of his job. The main characters are candidates for positions and a human resources manager. To get the desired workplace, the candidates will compete among themselves, joke, show talents.
- New Year's continuation of the popular Soviet film. This version of the sketch is suitable for an adult work collective of 35+ employees. Having worked a little, it is possible to change the "Irony of Fate" or "Office Romance" in the most cheerful way, and afterwards - play fun, armed with cool props.
- "Three heroes" - a parody of a fairy tale. The role of the main characters is invited to the most popular men in the team. Those, pretending to be heroes and riding on imaginary horses, talk about the upcoming battle with Gorynych. Hour from hour past run through overseas beauties. The plot worsens when the heroes save the girls and send a snake into the dungeon. In the scene there is an active dialogue, literally everything, and even horses!
- Reception of Santa Claus. This original sketch for the corporate for the New Year 2016 Rooster needs to be supplemented with parodies of real employees and live stories from everyday life of the collective.
New sketches for New Year's corporate 2017 at work in the office
- Make a name plate for each role;
- Select the number of participants corresponding to the number of roles;
- Explain to the guests who, what and when should speak;
- Give out in advance to the "actors" their text;
The "Dialogue of an organism on January 1"
Characters: Brains, Hands, Feet, Liver, Eyes, Stomach, Bladder, Lungs, Tongue, Conscience, Memory Scenario Leading (behind the scenes): The next morning, after a stormy New Year's feast slowly Brains wakes up. The first to turn on the eyes. Brains: Oh, how bad! Come on, eyes, come off! Eyes (displeased): Well, they opened. Was it easy? Liver (with horror): Mom, where am I? Brains: Where-where! On the spot, for the present ... Do not worry, they'll cut you out soon. Eyes (do not let up): What happened yesterday? How much did we fill? Memory: How should I know. You knocked me out on the fourth toast. Bladder (thin voice): Guys, I would have to go to the toilet ... Feet (angrily): Aha, you'll get over it. For the sake of you it trails in such a distance. Brains (assembling): So, legs, I give the command. Quickly gathered, got up, we leave. 8:00 it's time to work! Conscience (timidly): Guys, can at least wash? Stomach (irritated): Do not you want to face it? You where yesterday staggered. Because of you, I poured 2 liters! Conscience (plaintively): And who poured? Legs: Hands, of course. See how it thumps! Hands (fiercely): You bastards. We still have to work today, and you scoff. Brains: Feet, what's not clear ?! We dress and work. Bladder (plaintive): Feet, cute, go to the toilet. I'm not rubber. Memory (rejoicing): Oh, I remembered. Yesterday was the New Year 2017. The language was still full of nonsense all evening. Language (defending): Oh, do not la-la. I toasted beautifully. Light (chylo): Guys, we would, khe-khe, a haze. Is it ... Language (with a mockery): Ran. In my mouth so, like a squadron of hussars spent the night. The liver (with hope): A kefir? Maybe even a glass of kefirchik? Hands: Shut up, you fool. What kefir. We need 100 gr, we refuse to work! Brains (tiredly): How are you all fed up. Legs, drag the whole body to the table. There are still half a bottle left. Hands, pour!The Funniest Scenes for the Corporate for the New Year 2017
The "New Year"
Replicas of the heroes-participants:- Dede Frost - Why do not you drink?
- New Year - Well, you give!
- The Snow Maiden - Both-on!
- Leshy - Well, for luck!
- The old woman - Well, no matter to myself!
- Waitress - Where are the empty plates?
- Guests - Happy New Year!
Tradition is celebrated by the people
The people before the bulb crisis, adversity
Satisfied people are shouting: Happy New Year! But before us sits the New Year
He seemed to be just about to be born
She looks at people: her uncle and aunt
And aloud he is surprised: ... Well, you give! And uncles and aunts dressed fashionably
On joys loudly shout: ... Happy New Year! Congratulate rushing (everywhere it's blowing nose)
Tired of matinees who?
Santa Claus!
Hardly hardly: ... Why do not you drink? In response, New Year: ... Well, you give! And what is behind the window, there are moods of nature,
They all care, shout: ... Happy New Year! Then Snegurka got up, was highly moral,
And her appearance is very sexy.
She can go home not alone,
Warmed from the road, he says: ... Both! And my grandfather already asleep: ... Why do not you drink? In response, New Year: ... Well, you give! And people again, without delay and immediately
Loud and louder shout: ... Happy New Year! And again Snow Maiden, presentiments are full,
He savor, admiring himself: ... Both-on! The frost all grunts: ... Why do not you drink? After him a new year: ... Well, you give! Two quick grannies, two women-yags,
As if they stood up with the right foot
Vorkuyut under a glass so, without harm to yourself,
And aloud resent: ... Well, not a fig to yourself! The Snow Maiden of passion, desire is full,
With temptation and languidly repeats: ... Both-on! Frost yells: ... Why do not you drink? And after the New Year: ... Well, you give! Goes all the way, goes on its own,
And the guests again all shout: ... Happy New Year!
A separate fragment, but bright and brief
made a contribution to the waitress.
She threw arrows at the food,
She asked: ... And where are the empty plates? Yaguski, forgetting about everything,
They sit, are indignant: ... Well, not a fig to yourself! The snegurka stands up, drunk slightly,
He laughs, whispering enthusiastically: ... Both-on! And my grandfather already cries: ... Why do not you drink? After him, New Year: ... Well, you give! And the guests, having felt, thought freedom
They are chanting again: ... Happy New Year! Here Leshy, with joy almost weeping,
He stands up with the words: ... Well, for luck! The waitress, having burnt the burners,
She asked: ... And where are the empty plates? Grandmothers, another for one zakolbasiv
At the couple shout: ... Well, no fig myself! The Snow Maiden also swallowed wine
And she cried out loud again: ... Both! And Santa's drinking,
Screaming that there are pisses: ... Why do not you drink? And he drinks the New Year: ... Well, you give! And Goblin, he has been jumping with a glass for a long time
He summoned me with inspiration: ... Well, for luck! And the glasses, as if filled with honey
And they all drink to the bottom and shout: ... Happy New Year!
Scenes with jokes for corporate on the New 2017 Cock
Scenario "Astrological forecast for the New Year 2017"
The guests are at the table. The leader reads the forecasts for each sign. Those whose sign read out, rise from the table and listen standing up. The country needs to know the heroes in person.- Aquarius. Your role in this night is the most important - to monitor the level of alcohol in the glasses of employees. He should not fall below the level of the glass. The motto for the night "Pour"!
- Twins. Today you have a chance to go to the nearest mirror, to clink glasses and say: "Now you do not look like me."
- Aries. Drop the complexes and boldly have fun. You are not a ram, you are a ram. If they call for a cup of coffee, go. Do not stand like a ram at the new gate. Suddenly this is the most important chance in life.
- Libra. Soberly weigh the ratio of snacks and alcohol. Remember, tomorrow will be the day again, and the head is not official!
- Sagittarius. According to astrological forecasts, you have a great opportunity to strike a big target right now.
- A lion. Stop growl at your spouse. On the mane you can get even from under the table. At home pretend to be a kitten and get the lion's share of love.
- Capricorn. Your debts will be repaid today. And if they can not, they will ask for another amount for an indefinitely short time.
- Cancer. Be on the alert. Not that you will be put in an uncomfortable position.
- Taurus. On the way from the corporate home do not go into crowded places. You can pick up a cool little hedgehog, and get a house from your wife by the horns.
- Virgo. Today you can do everything: dance to the point of falling, eat up your throat, sing to hoarseness, drink to bed.
- Scorpio. Be kinder. Hide the sting to where it should be.
- Fish. You are clearly not in the spirit of dry and fresh women and men. Well, have a drink with them on brotherhood. They will certainly become softer and more moist.
Funny skits for high school students for the New Year 2017 Ptuh
Score "Turnip in a new way"
Characters and replicas:- Turnip - Oba-on
- Mouse - Lord, no market
- Grandfather - That's business
- Cat - No problem
- Baba - Nahal
- Beetle - I'm not averse
- Granddaughter - I'm just not going to give you
Fertilizer polyl
The sun began to heat
Became a turnip to grow up And it grew
And she said, the Grandfather bit the bit
And I thought That's what Dedka Babka called here
Grandma shouted Nahal Repka again Both-on-the- Dad replied That's the case
I grabbed my turnip
Pulled that there was strength
But without a grandmother blundered. That was answered by Nahal
Pulled, could not
Immediately the granddaughter called Ta clever not in years
I'll just say so - I will not give Turnip in shock Both on
Dedka, too, That's the case With a grandmother, everyone was asleep in the fuse
Hardly said Nahal Granddaughter is not up to drams
I'll just say so - I will not give You pull, you will not see a turnip
We need to get the Beetle for them Beetle is happy to help them.
Answer I'm not averse But again it did not work out
Here and the cat was useful
No problem, she said
And at the end of the chain stood up Result not seen
The mouse must call Mice was a simple answer
Lord of the market there is no Turnip groans Both - on
The grandfather in ecstasy Here business Бабке in an eye nearly has not got
That's naturally Nahal Super replica for ladies
I'll just tell you so - I will not let Zhuchka be poor
But through the teeth I'm not averse Cat pulls Without problems
Do not risk anything because Mouse pushed a little
And pleased said
There 's no bazaar. There 's a turnip for a banquet.