In our culture, too serious attitude towards death and everything connected with it. We are afraid not only to die, but also to think, talk and listen about the old woman with a scythe. Maybe it's time to look death in the eye, and tell her not to be in a hurry, we still have a lot to do. And we will not be afraid of it any more - we will not die twice, but once we do. Let her wait for her time, while we enjoy life. The most curious, of course, can look into the comic horoscope of their death by the sign of the zodiac, but it's not worth it to be particularly impressed. Although, to know about the weak places of their lives will not hurt anyone.
Aries
Astrologers call you the most traumatic sign of the zodiac. The sufferer most often is the head. But she is to blame! Brings you to the most extreme sports, picks up adventurous adventures and reckless behavior. Men often find their deaths in drunken fights, criminal disassembly or in the driving of cars. In any case, you will not die bored. Most likely, you will not fall on the head of a banal brick, but an airplane or a meteorite, and your last word will be a short but capacious "Wow!".
Taurus
The stars gave you good health, but you managed to take the second place among the signs of the zodiac, which live the shortest life. The reason for this is your inability to be sick. You are a good example of how you can not be sick. All doctors in your understanding are charlatans, and their treatment is a direct and fast way to the cemetery. But you will not die from illness or wrong treatment, but from greed. You before the term "mow" the thought of ungrateful relatives, who after your death will get all the property you acquired by overwork.
Twins
Whenever you die - in 80, 90 or 100 years, you still will seem, too early. And to live to such venerable age you have all chances, though you do not have the strongest health. Life in you is fired for a long time thanks to irrepressible love for her and the desire to take from her and what she does not want to give categorically. Cope with your fervor, otherwise it will quickly give you death through your weakest place - accidents. If you are circumspect, you will die in a very old age, and death will find you in the arms of a young lover or lover.
Cancers
People rarely die of melancholy and hypochondria, but you are just that case. You will slowly, but confidently approach your funeral, convincing everyone that it's harmful to live and extremely dangerous. Prepare for funerals, you also start in advance. But how, should everything be no worse than that of people. Your children, as soon as they grow up and start to think, will know by heart what clothes to bury you, what farewell speech to push and whom to call for a wake. But, despite such thorough preparation, you do not want to die early. But I really want to hear that you are loved, and they will not give up their deaths!
Lions
You do not want to admit that you can die in senile old age from the fact that the body just worn out. It's boring somehow! It's funnier to die heroically saving someone, for example, a cat from a fire, a woman from under the train, or, at worst, break up with a parachute not opened. But no! Do not be your hero! You have more chances to leave this mortal world through shameful hemorrhoids. You do not boast of such a cause of death to the world, and you will not write in memoirs. So, if you want, dying, become famous, take care of your health and plan your mortal feat closer to the centennial jubilee.
Virgo
You are the only sign from the zodiac circle that does not agree with the laws of the universe, because once dying is somehow not enough tragic. So be it! You, like a cat, have nine lives, and you are lucky enough to die at least three times. But you safely survive and after a showy attempt to commit suicide, and after the attack of a maniac who then himself will take his feet, and after a series of dangerous dangers. And you will die in old age, about 70-80 years, when you wear out all your relatives' lives with some sort of suspiciously profitable marasmus for you.
Libra
You believe in the afterlife, therefore, without thorough preparation, you are not going to go to the realm of the dead, but you do not intend to say goodbye to life ahead of time. Starting somewhere from the retirement age, you will actively pursue your health, do good, go to church, let go of your sins, and in parallel - beat the thresholds of all clinics so that doctors will confirm that it's too early to order a priest for the last confession. By their pristavity you will get everyone, and they will breathe a sigh of relief when they die you will be taken to Chamber No. 6.
Scorpio
You are constantly looking for your own death. Not only that, you are a very traumatic sign, and always find yourself where accidents, fires, explosions, and so to diseases are extremely irresponsible. Doctors do not trust you, but you are courting witch doctors and fortunetellers. Perhaps this is because they are good guides to a different world? Throw this venture. Do not tease death! She herself will come to you, but somewhere between 60 and 90 years. He will take you in a dream or, like you dream, will go to God, sacrificing himself to others during life, or after death, giving his organs to charity.
Sagittarius
You do not know the fear of death. You, of course, realize that your love of adventure, adventure and reckless lifestyle is often incompatible with life. Well, let! You are sure that in life the number of happiness is important, not days! Therefore, a rare Sagittarius can survive to 50 years. You have a chance to meet old age, if by the age of 50 you are tied up with extreme adventures, you will reduce speed on the roads and devote the second half of your life to Buddhism, well, or at least to the cultivation of rabbits.
Capricorns
Your pessimism and expectations of inevitable trouble to the good will not bring, and to death - easily. But even in death there are no such fantasies about the diseases that can call it, like you. You have already tried on yourself and malignant tumor, and heart disease, and even the newfangled Ebola wand. Does not help? Life does not leave you? Well, okay, live for now! You have everything ahead. But you die not from an exotic disease, but from trivial human vices: a predilection for harmful food, alcohol, smoking or drugs. So, you will not be bored for sure!
Aquarius
You are in a hurry to live, because life is a dangerous and insidious thing, you never know when it will break at the most interesting place. But instead of enjoying life on a full breast, you pass the time in anxieties and painful guessings, in what way you will be taken away by death. After all, the dangers lie in wait at every step - then a brick on his head, then a drunk driver, a spoiled sausage. There is no time to live, we must think over and exclude all risks! And this is where your heart will give up and stop. Then the long-awaited tranquility will come!
Fish
In this life you come to spend it in a "jamb" consisting of numerous relatives, friends, friends of your friends, neighbors, colleagues and God knows what kind of people who will not let you feel their bitter loneliness. This is your most deadly fear, from which you can die at any moment, because a person, even in the largest crowd of "close" people, always remains lonely. If in youth you can safely survive bouts of loneliness, then you will die of old age in a dream and surrounded by numerous offspring.