We asked a few men what a woman should look like in the eyes of popular men.
We asked:
1. What phrase do you most do not like to hear from a woman and why?
2. To whom of the women and for what you right now say "thank you"?
3. Your most abnormal situation with a woman.
4. Your favorite and unloved female type.
5. What do you envy in women?
Andrey Kharitonov, actor
1. I hate interrogation, starting threateningly: "Where have you been?" It seems to me that no intelligent wife will allow herself to ask such a question to her husband. Moreover, if the guilty head of the family begins to repent, excuse himself, while coming up with a version after the version, a wise woman without a shout will offer: "Let's talk tomorrow". And the next day he will show the wonders of diplomacy, will not aggravate the situation and will not start recalling yesterday ... No relations with one lady, who interrogated me, did not add up.
2. Mothers. I really loved my father, his heavenly kingdom. But she was raised and absolutely everything in her life was given to her only by her mother. The only thing that she did not explain, since she did not know much about that, that love, sex, cohabitation, family, the birth of a child are different concepts.
I tell my wife Olga right now "thank you" for her incredible patience. I confess that it's hard for me to endure. But what can I do? I like solitude more than anything in the world. I try to communicate with people as little as possible. Computer, TV, music, a dog sleeping next to me - that's all I need for complete happiness. A woman in the eyes of popular men should be like a diamond pendant on a strong man's neck.
3. Literally with all women, I regularly have supernumerary situations. I do not understand why, but often women begin to convince themselves that I am their prince on a white horse. And I in fact at all the ladies' man, not the snake-tempter. I just always talk with women openly, kindly, sincerely. Apparently, after such a normal dialogue, the vis-a-vis comes up with an illusion ... In such situations, long ago I do not find out the relationship, I do not get out. Whoever has made up the rebus himself - let him figure it out himself.
4. The only icon, before which I bow, is Nastya Vertinskaya. And those who really do not like me, I do not remember.
5. I have always envied the women's right to stand alone and not to resolve the situation, the ability to be defenseless. True, the time now is this: 80 percent of women in the eyes of popular men only do so, that they assert themselves, make a career, although they have every right to step aside and give the reins to the peasants. A real man is different because he is responsible for himself and for a woman.
Oleg Panyuta, TV presenter
1. It is extremely unpleasant to hear from women's lips unprinted. Of course, I have no right to read morality, but usually I say in a playful-joking manner: "Well, you're a girl, is that possible?"
2. Thanks to my mother Lyudmila Alekseevna for the fact that in her time she allowed me, a young insouciant, in our family library to take the book "The Structure of the Female Organism" (it seems so it was called), and to study from "a" to "I". Mom, of course, saw with what ecstasy her child looks at the pictures, nevertheless, did not stop my interest, did not scream, did not take away. After reading the work, I myself, at the age of 14, bought a short book "Boy and Girl. The formula of close relations. " But this was the end of the 70's - the beginning of the 80's! In the USSR, then, not that there was no sex - nobody even thought about "debauchery" did not admit. All questions i were clarified at the level of "pistils and stamens". I, a young and growing body, needed some knowledge. And I got them.
And, of course, I want to thank my wife Marina for allowing me to feel like a young papa again at the age of 39! When there is a difference of 16 between the heirs, this is a completely different feeling. I finally and irrevocably quit smoking, although I was known as an avid smoker. Now it is simply obliged to look good, to keep youth. After all, being a woman in the eyes of popular men is a great proof of wisdom and feminine purity.
3. Once we were invited to celebrate the birthday of the famous singer with Yuri Gorbunov. " And we were Daphne and Josephine from "In Jazz Only Girls." We specially sewed shoes of the 43rd size on a high heel and platform, bought the most fashionable dresses with a huge amount of paetochek.
And these pantyhose ... The amount of accessories that a woman needs to look beautiful and feel confident, puts a man in horror. I was struck to the depths of my soul that it turns out that you, women, voluntarily torment and torment yourself every day, and get unthinkable pleasure. I remember with what rapture later I told my friend what kind of dress I was wearing, what material, with which neckline. She waved her hands: "You frighten me! Even women do not gossip about their belongings with such enthusiasm as you, Panyuta. "
4. I am very impressed by the ladies who can say aloud: "I am ready to become and will necessarily become the head of the company, the bank, the director of the channel, even the president." And purposefully go to their goal. I do not mean walking on corpses - I'm talking about a clear path that involves difficulties, deprivation, tsunamis, but which does not stop a woman and as a result leads her to victory. At the same time, I'm deeply antipathetic to female leeches, female drones, who not only receive all the blessings from the sky - either from the spouse or from the lover - so ingeniously, without embarrassment, put it to their credit.
5. I envy the fact that women are given nature nine months before men feel a child.
Oleg Mihaylyuta (Bassoon), musician
1. Notorious: "But I told you! I've told you! "Behind this gloating is so much hidden ... The conclusion is the simplest. First point: a woman is always right. If the woman is not right, see point one.
2. In the first place - many thanks to mom. The way I became is due to her.
I want to say a big thank you to my first teacher Mira Grigorievna Beribitskaya. The first three classes of the school, I did not understand what it means to believe in myself. Was a boy too modest. Mira Grigorevna discovered in me the self-confidence, that I can do a lot and everything is within my power. I went to school for musically gifted children. Together with me, children from hereditary musical families-daughters, sons of famous composers, musicians, conductors, were engaged. I at their company seemed a random boy, from the street. My family is the most simple. That felt insecure. Mira Grigorievna taught me how to overcome complexes. Thanks to my ex-wife Alina. Despite the fact that we broke up, we did not part with the worst enemies, but we kept good relations. And this is her merit.
3. Not long ago, through mutual acquaintances and the Internet, I was tracked down by a girl with whom we met at sea 15 years ago. Between us then there was a holiday romance. And we are still with great warmth, humor and interest digging out of memory all the events of that summer. Nostalgia for feelings is real human emotions.
4. I like women, from whom a crazy energy comes. And the appearance here is in second place. What's the difference, she's red, blonde, brunette, the first or fourth is her breast size? The main thing is charisma. Extremely antipatichny girls obsessive and hysterical.
5. I envy the divine gift that only women have in the eyes of popular men-to give a person life. And sometimes - female intuition.
Sergey Pritula, showman, TV host
1. "I have nothing to wear." For the most part, this is lamented by women who have a complete wardrobe.
2. There is a very good woman in the world called Olesya Mikhailovna. It was she who at one time firmly insisted that I become a listener of the Minor Academy of Sciences, where I studied for two years, defended serious scientific work, thereby earning the opportunity of preferential admission to the university. Bow to her to the ground. And in general in my life there were many women who gave me very sensible advice. Well, so I immediately say: "Thank you very much!"
3. There was an unforgettable situation in my life. London. I am a waiter in a cafe at a film studio. Together with me, a Spanish girl works as a waitress. Once, for general development, I asked her to teach me a few simple phrases in Spanish. Has taught. I remember the phrase began approximately like this: "Those kero, carinho ..." The next day I, to consolidate the material I had covered, went up to her and gave up what she had taught me. Spaniard as zaoret, as zavereshchit, as with fists will rush! Immediately drew the owner of the cafe, the police, and I was immediately fired for ... sexual harassment! It turned out that this ill-fated phrase is translated approximately like this: "I love you, dear, beloved ..." Of course, I expected any turn of events, but such! That is, the mentor first enlightened me, and then for her own science laid. Where is the logic?!
4. To make me like, first, a woman should be smart. Secondly, she must have a sense of humor. Thirdly, it should be fun, but without kinks, as hypertrophied gaiety is often bordered on vulgarity. And I really do not like it - "I'm sick and drinking woman"!
5. I envy the sensations of female orgasm. Now, if I, for one day, became a woman, I would necessarily sleep with a man to finally find out how this whole thing looks from the point of view of the opponent in sexual relations.
Alexey Potapenko (Potap), showman
1. I hate the phrase: "I need to talk to you seriously." Behind it can hide anything: an unwanted pregnancy or an attempt to lend money, or a desire to rebuild our relationship. Behind this phrase there is a big question mark, and I hate questions, they scare me. Like any normal man.
2. I thank my wife Ira for her son. Mom - for what gave birth to me. Moreover, I also want to thank my mother-in-law. She is my best, I love her.
3. I love strong women, but not zaznak. I hate women's brutality, sloppiness, bad manners. A huge remark to all feminists without exception. I do not like to fight women. If the weak sex begins to dominate strongly, I, of course, will tolerate for the time being, but there is a limit to everything.
5. As James Belushi said in one of the films: "If I were a woman, I would not leave the house at all. I would sit in front of a mirror and stroked myself over a luxurious chest. "