Kitchen. It is already unfair negatively mentioned above. Kitchen takes in our life too long a time period to ignore it - it's because we are only at the feminist forums, all of them emancipated themselves, and in fact - very barefoot and in the kitchen. So why not for the sake of diversity, use the latter for some sensible purposes, not related to cooking? Therefore, by attaching to the naked body something from where your dignity will invigorately glitter. For example, a shirt (preferably male). It is - a shirt, not a T-shirt: the first has buttons, which means that your glittering dignity will appear in an incommensurably greater amount. And, slowly stirring the usual fork in a saucer with a pinch of turmeric, say in a low voice to the space: "I have not cooked bechamel sauce for a long time (tartar, tabasco, think up a beautiful word)." At that moment, the eternal question: "The old woman, what do we have for dinner tonight?" - gets stuck in your happy fiance in the throat, where immediately the uterine roar, so dear to your heart, is heard.
Favorite place for a love action can be called the hallway. The hallway is for some reason rarely mentioned in erotic novels.
And in vain. Go out into the hallway and look: do not hang there coats, fur coats and thick down jackets that you hung out to carry to the dry cleaner. Hang-hang. So, all this can be removed and picturesquely spread out on the floor. And let the elect unexpectedly (but you must wait until the hockey is over!) Will hear the convulsive sobs coming from the hallway. When he, frightened, jumped out into the hallway, desperately descend on his favorite cashmere cloak. And then raise your eyes with obvious interest - they say, dear, it has already fallen anyway, and it's so soft on it ... The Chosen One then screws up the hanger properly. All the same, she's already been on your word for only one year.
Favorite place for a love of action can be considered a bathroom. It is often mentioned in erotic novels. Yes, that's the trouble - not the bathroom. Here you have a pool at home that is suitable for tolerable habitats of medium sized hippopotamus, as the alphabet of erotic science requires? Well ... But the royal guard does not give up: Even in the bathrooms of our Khrushchev, you can come up with something worthwhile. For example, you can sit on a washing machine. Especially good is the spin regime. Another place of love can serve as your small bath. Cheap, angry - and a variety.
You need to try. Especially since there is a storeroom, a balcony and ... what else do you have in the house? Just do not take everything too much to heart (if, God forbid, you parted) it did not happen that you, as in a joke, threw all the furniture on which she made love. The main thing is that you had a favorite place for a love action and it was super!