Funny and fussy chastushki on February 23

To mark February 23, today is accepted not only in the army, but also in kindergarten, school, university, large business offices and large enterprises. The opening part of the holiday, as a rule, includes solemn congratulations for men and boys, and, of course, the kindest, sincere and warm wishes that the beautiful half of the collective speaks to the defenders of the Fatherland. Ladies ask the heroes of the celebration to be always fearless and courageous, courageous and strong, kind, sympathetic and courageous, to come to the aid of the weak and not to throw friends in trouble. At the event, serious and lyrical songs about men necessarily sound, and to create a more cheerful, jocular and joyful atmosphere, the program introduces cheerful ditties. This attribute of folk art does not leave anyone indifferent and makes the atmosphere more friendly, relaxed and at ease.

Chastushki with names on February 23

Named chastushki - a real find for a corporate evening, and for office gatherings, and for a school holiday. Both boys and men will be pleased to hear from the stage or from the lips of friends, co-workers or classmates not universal greetings that suit absolutely everything, but cheerful mention of themselves. In such mini-songs in an easy, humorous form, the distinctive features of a person are played out, and to look at oneself from the outside and in a good way will laugh pleasantly to everyone, regardless of age.

All the boys in our class
Clever and prominent.
All the girls gave the nicknames
It seems not offensive!

Dima walks alone,
No friends and no girlfriends.
Because this guy
Everyone brings us around.

Lena is not at all quiet,
Though it seems so.
That someone will touch,
That nascodit it with a vengeance!

But Pasha is our grief,
Loose and weak.
We must eat more porridge,
Grow that strong.

Misha walks up his nose, Like an important general!
I completely forgot my friends,
He got a top five!

We sit on the desks,
A mouse ran into the classroom.
Just in the class appeared
A brand-new boy!

Kolya and Vasya were in such a hurry,
In the yard playing football.
What about the school have forgotten,
Sly, neither give nor take.

Send me sms sms,
At the chemistry lesson:
"Urgently send me the task,
Or I will die! "

Petya is standing at the blackboard,
Looks at the task.
He has a sadness in his heart,
On the face of suffering.

And Sergei is at a break,
Lubom drove straight into the wall. At the same moment, everything he taught
Of course, he forgot!

We tried chemistry
All use is complete!
Almost without school they did not stay,
Here such here business!

Here is Andrew for physical education
He does not want to bring the form.
We play, have fun,
He sits on the side.

Who is hustling in the buffet?
Sneaking ahead?
Skip Kostya, the children,
And then die of hunger!

Our teacher explains
A new topic for us.
And Maxim sits, he dreams:
Where is the change?

Our Seryozha talker,
All interrupts.
If they kill him,
He's worried.

Every day as a fight goes
Classmate Kolya.
With knowledge, the battle leads,
No man is an island.

Lesha loves to play,
Scream loud and jumping.
Energy from Lesha beats,
When will he go to the army?

All the ditties sang,
We tried from the heart!
Slap us friendlier,
After all, ditties are good!

Yura singing songs
Louder than everyone in the choir,
And then falls ill -
That's what sorrow!

Every day as a fight goes
My friend Kolya.
And the work does not go,
That's the reason - Olya!

Dima with Sasha cavaliers
Just beautiful!
There will be Homeland defenders
Of them first-class!

Congratulations to the strong sex,
With the holiday of the defender,
At the end of the evening under the table,
You will not fall!

We have good men,
Koli, Sasha, Valentina,
Brave heroes,
You, colleague, look!

And our Sergey
There are many achievements,
He is good in all matters,
In the heads of the road!

We chastushki sang to you
On a corporate day,
Happy holiday to you all, men,
Congratulations, we are now!

Congratulations to Konstantin,
From February 23!
He is a prominent man,
We love him not in vain!

He will fix us a copy,
And refills the printer,
And he'll bring me home,
Just ask.

Happy Boys' Day
Congratulations, we are now!
We wish them health,
To the fuse they do not gas out!

Stepa is studying for "5"
She wants to know a lot.
To the army command
Intellect conquer.

If Dima is our once
Will become a deputy,
The diary of his unfortunate
It's dirt!

Vanya wants to be a tanker
Sasha is just a pilot.
Igor will become a sailor
And Victor - a machine gunner!

All the ditties sang,
Yes, that's how we are good!
You clap more closely,
We tried our best!

Chastushki about the boys on February 23

Funny, fussy, humorous chastushki about schoolchildren can be included in the program in a separate number. Especially spectacular is the performance of comic short quatrains by a small group of 6-7 girls. If they in the same elegant costumes sing mini-songs for two or even three voices, and as a musical accompaniment use such instruments, for example, tambourine, maracas or castanets, the performance will acquire a special charm and will be remembered for a long time not only by the boys, but also by invited guests .

We begin to sing ditties,
Please do not laugh.
Do not look so at us -
We can be shy!

In our class all the boys
They like to distinguish themselves.
Who draws, who sings,
Someone is having fun!

In our class every boy
Very cute and handsome,
Because so glad, of course,
Our entire women's team!

Do not yawn at lessons,
Be all attentive,
And good grades
Will be sure!

Wake up the boys at night,
In the very middle,
They will tell the alphabet
Without one peep!

The third quarter is already in full swing,
The hours have zatikali,
And the boys are dreaming:
It would be a vacation again!

Late birth all boys
Explain simply:
- And to learn in class
It's never too late!

And our boys are very
They like to run and play. And they promise to learn
Four and five!

With the Day of the Defender, we will
Congratulations to everyone now.
We wish you all good health,
So that the love of fire does not fade.

If you want to be strong,
We must serve in the army.
The experience of the service will tell you,
How to live life correctly.

February 23?
This day is festive not in vain
We congratulate all men
From the outskirts to the Kremlin.

We wish today
Since childhood, cherish the friendship,
Protect our borders,
Honest Motherland to serve!

Although you do not wear uniforms,
But we know that in a difficult hour
You, just like all the soldiers,
Save your country and us.

We congratulate the boys
Since February 23
To all our children we will tell
Only kind words.

Soon the guys will grow up
The medical commission will pass
Not losing a minute
Immediately go to the army.

To be strong and smart
And girls like it
Every boy in our class
He does sports.

At lessons all the boys
Even very good
And there comes a change
You do not look for mercy.

We sing for you today,
And we have one motive,
With twenty-third you congratulate
Very, very much we want!

Oh, girls, look,
Vanya made the plane,
So, he will become a pilot
And go to flight!
High behind the clouds
Will the airplane circling
Will Vanya, like all the guys,
Honest Motherland to serve!

Hee-hee-hee da ha ha ha,
Vasya does not hesitate,
Peacefully asleep in all classes,
In a dream, she smiles.
Hey, Vasily, wake up!
Why are you so fast asleep?
They will laugh at you,
If you oversleep the army!

Chastushki from February 23 colleagues

At work during the holidays there is always a bright, relaxed and slightly frivolous atmosphere. Even strict bosses and serious heads of departments become more calm and liberated, gladly accept small pleasant gifts and listen to congratulations from their excellent colleagues. At the solemn event, timed to a significant date, it is appropriate to sound not only cheerful, but slightly piquant ditties. This will help the team to become even closer to each other and give the celebration an informal shade.

All the defenders of the Motherland,
And men are good fellows.
Are respected, in honor,
The whole country you are loved.

Feast of courageous, strong in spirit,
Just valiant guys,
It was just today,
Open the door wider.

Fortune has visited you,
And patience has come,
And health has not forgotten,
The main thing is not failed!

You smiles, peace, sun,
And love, it's important!
Congratulations,
From February 23!

Congratulations to all men!
With a holiday of good and strength!
Reach all peaks,
After all, they are surmountable!

You are always a support for us,
Together with you there is a success,
There is no such contract,
What would have ridiculed us!

Be kind to relatives,
And give them a smile,
What would be dispelled as smoke,
All misfortunes and mistakes!

Today is a man
They are important - like peacocks!
Greetings are not for nothing -
From February 23!

Happy Defender Day
Today we are all colleagues.
We love them all, we respect them.
And we kiss all at once.

My colleagues have a fuss -
Today is a special day -
Defender's Day is not a whim,
A gift of the motherland!

My colleagues have a fuss -
The army was remembered, He was the fatherland of the guard -
Heart filled with happiness.

My colleagues have a fuss,
The mood is cheerful!
Give the sea, give the beach -
Knee - Black!

My colleagues have a fuss -
Manager - an unimportant guard:
Who served, who did not serve,
I still poured myself!

Chastushki on February 23 for men

Such chastushki can be sung to your beloved young man, husband, brother, father or grandfather. They have a lot of soulfulness, tenderness, sublime, kind words and simple everyday humor. For relatives and relatives, it will be a pleasure to hear such an unusual, sincere and cheerful congratulation on a holiday from my mother, grandmother, friend or wife.

I will break up the expensive
In the fluff today heels.
I congratulate you
Golden guys!

Today we ate all the potatoes
Colorado beetles.
We need something a little bit -
Only men would have been!

So does not please the salary,
And the expenses are great.
Haha we have to live richly -
Only men would have been!

I read it on the Internet,
What withered beetroot.
On the shoulder these problems -
Only men would have been!

I would all sing and dance
She beat her heels.
But as if tired,
Excuse the muzhiks!

Happy Day defender of the country!
Pull up your pants,
Smile wider,
That the world was at peace!

I'll give my boyfriend
on the day of the militarist
trusel as ala banners, -
let him be proud!

Oh, today is a day off, -
the day of the militarist.
Let me be captured
dear, - frolic!

We chastushki you sing
And congratulations with February,
So that you get more
And treated everyone to friends!

Since February 23,
Congratulations to you,
I'll give myself to you,
What else to give I do not know!

Frivolous and funny chastushki on February 23 for a very friendly company of adults

For adults, long and well aware of each other, piquant and frivolous ditties are suitable for performance. Very often they are sung directly at the table in the intervals between changing dishes. For the sake of interest and to make the holiday original, you can break into teams (for example, male and female) and arrange a competition for the best performance. Winners will receive an additional piece of cake, an extra martini glass or any other prize at the discretion of the organizers of the holiday.

On the 23rd of February
We will fool balls,
All the lipstick reserve
And you will be kissed!

Oh, shawl, my shawl,
The cage is scarlet.
My darling is leaving
For two years in the army!

I bought myself a skirt,
Fashionable rejuvenation,
Come to me, milenok,
If only I could put myself in the bag.

My dear, my dear,
Take to war with you,
There you will fight,
I - to serve cartridges.

I've searched all the presents,
I started off with my head,
Even shaving foam
In stores it's over!

A month I saved money,
And did not eat, did not drink,
You gave your fur coat,
Oh, yes it's for me!

Chastushki by February 23 for children