Such do not take hockey players
Sometimes it seems to me that a man named Paris Hilton does not exist. That in fact she is a biorobot, created in the secret cellars of the Pentagon, commissioned by the government. The list of mandatory qualities of the "product" was to be included; beauty, wealth, impulsiveness, a tendency to shock and lack of outstanding talents. Even for a forest of stereotypes, one must necessarily be a blonde and adore a pink color. Part of the population of the planet Earth loves it, some hate it, and another part simply does not know about its existence: there are still on our small globe such corners where they have not yet conducted the Internet and hung up satellite dishes on each baobab, Actually, then Paris and it is necessary: not to leave anyone indifferent. To distract, comfort, give way to the accumulated negative or, on the contrary, to the passionate desire of a beautiful life. Ellochka the cannibal at Ilf and Petrov waged war with Vanderbildihoy, the daughter of the millionaire Vanderbild. And modern young ladies, with vocabulary, where more Ellochkin, compete with Paris Hilton, the queen of it-girls.
"She's perfect!" - roll your eyes alone. "She's a dummy!" - others grind their teeth. But both of them persistently continue to drive the coveted name with the surname into the search engines: by the number of requests, the name of Paris Hilton hits all records. Millions of Internet users wonder what a girl does that does not do anything. If Paris were not there, she should have come up. Jean Baudrillard, a French culturologist and theorist of postmodernism, wrote an article in 1991 entitled "There was no war in the Gulf," in which he argued that as long as the whole world saw the Persian Gulf War only on TV screens and had no way of knowing what was there in fact, this conflict could in fact be a collection of pictures with recorded agitated voices of commentators. The film "Rummage" ("The tail wags the dog") clearly demonstrated how this can be done. Maybe the ephemeral blonde Paris is constantly flashing on the screens, on pages of magazines and on the web - nothing more than a fiction, a simulator invented by a team of artful producers and image-makers?
If I were the writer of the "X-Files", I would certainly write a series about a worldwide conspiracy to create a whipping girl and icons of the decade in one person. But, alas, it seems that Paris still exists. And, indeed, her main profession is a celebrity. Everything else - trying to be a model, a singer, an actress, doing charity - is nothing more than accessories. Profession, by the way, very, and very highly paid: for one of his appearance at the party, Paris takes several hundred thousand dollars, Not bad foremost for the heiress of yesterday and the current lack of dowry - the whole world knows that the patriarch of the noble family Barron Hilton stripped the unlucky granddaughter of the inheritance. The last straw that filled Barron's cup of patience, the son of the founder of Conrad Hilton's hotel empire, was the 23-day imprisonment of our blonde, who was arrested for drunk driving.
Paris is engaged in the same things that the nobility, and later the bourgeois classes, who perfected this skill to perfection. Young ladies, worried only by balls and secular gossip, up to the present day there was a dime a dozen. Their fate was unenviable. These girls became victims of the ambitions of their fathers, who married them solely for dynastic purposes: still no benefit from them, pragmatic fathers argued, But in the age of the victorious feminism, marriages of convenience faded into the background - even Elizabeth II marries for great love. So secular young ladies, realizing that they have no benefit to the family business, began to look for themselves - and to find in art, charity, show business. Now it is fashionable in the world to get a good education and do what you love. For example, Ksenia Sobchak, initially considered only a clone of Paris Hilton, defended her thesis on political science and became not only a popular TV presenter, but also a popular journalist. And only Paris Hilton spits on fashion: she does not even try to pretend that she is doing something seriously. Her films fail at the box office and receive full baskets of "Golden Raspberries", her albums are not sold, her spirits, too, did not become hits. And Paris continues to have fun: it seems that this is the only occupation to which she surrenders in all seriousness. Purely observes the purity of the chosen genre and style, whatever it costs.
The habit of taking everything from life and more from her childhood: Paris grew in a family where she was not denied anything. The daughter of Richard Hilton, the heir to the Hilton clan, and the television actress Katie Avanzino changed several schools - there were many houses for the rich couple - and in one of them, in Connecticut, she was even a member of the women's hockey team. Imagine Paris Hilton in hockey uniform and with a stick? And meanwhile there is evidence: a group shot of the team, on which Paris is above all - she already then possessed the parameters of the mannequin.
But seriously take a great interest in sports - however, as well as what, then, neither - Paris did not come out. She was expelled from school for violating the rules: she took the fashion to leave the school campus when she wanted, and on her personal limousine. However, the exams for the certificate of secondary education Paris still passed - on this her universities ended, There was a noisy and exciting adult life ahead.
And the princess is naked!
Paris Hilton from childhood celebrity and fell asleep, and woke up. Mom dragged my daughter with me to all the social events, where you could come with the children, and a pretty girl was everywhere in the spotlight. Already in her childhood, Paris became a model and even played a tiny role in the cinema, and at the age of 19 she signed her first contract with the modeling agency. In her portfolio, the advertising campaigns GUESS and Christian Dior. The model from Paris came out not bad - thanks to the winning appearance. It seems she even made good money; "I stopped taking money from my parents when I turned 18. Since then, I've earned my living on my own.It's so cool to realize that you're not dependent on a man or your parents for anything." But to advertise vodka and perfume, as well as to walk along the catwalk, occasionally appearing on the screen in tiny roles in stupid comedies ("Exemplary male", "Cat in a hat"), clearly was not enough to become truly famous. The princess quickly realized that a good job is not yet an informational excuse.
2003 was marked for Paris by two events, one larger than the other. Firstly, she appears in the reality TV series "Simple Life" - stories about two "golden girls" who have come to the American outback and are trying to live the same "simple life": milking cows, raking manure, working in the field. Of course, they do not work. But the show was popular with wild popularity not only because of the desire of the mass audience to see how urban cutesy girls get into a dirty puddle in the face of real difficulties. The fact is that even before the release of "Simple Life" in the air, Paris became a star of a completely different genre.
Paris Hilton with Rick Salomon, the son of former vice president of the film company Warner Bros., met for three years: enough for him to take almost an hour home porn with the couple and posted a record on the Internet. Family Hilton immediately publicly announced that Rick exploited the poor girl. He, do not be a fool, sued the noble family for "denigrating their reputation." Meanwhile, the film has already appeared in a video rental, under the ambiguous title One Night In Paris ("One night in Paris", if translated word for word, and "One night in Paris", if you remember that the heiress was named after the romantic French capital). Since the long and intricate story of the trials, where it was not clear who to blame for, ended up in nothing, it seems very likely that the idea of launching an amateur porn film on the air belonged to Paris herself, or it was a joint decision with Rick, an Indirect confirmation of this can serve as the fact that Paris through the court still got the right to receive a good interest from the sale of the record.
Interest it received not only material - now, when the attention of the greedy crowd to the dirty secrets was attracted, it remained only to support it with regular scandals and scandals. Therefore, young people (models, musicians, actors, athletes, just "golden boys") change at the speed of not even gloves, and linens, and no sortie to the nightclub does not do without fatty foods for the yellow press. Paris dances on the tables, giving everyone the opportunity to make sure that wearing underwear is unfashionable, declares that she has an affair with Leonardo DiCaprio (Leo frightenedly denies), brings to the handle endless parties, and already unbalanced Britney Spears, repaints her "Bentley" in pink color, introduces fashion to a new accessory - chihuahua dogs. About her they say without ceasing. It got to the point where the leader of one of the news channels Mika Brzezinskaya (the daughter of Zbigniew Brzezinski, the former national security adviser to President Jimmy Carter) pointedly tore the news of Paris Hilton to the shreds on the air; she was outraged that the next prank of the princess should be the first release message - is this more important than the war in Iraq ?!
The news , enraged by the announcer, was that the unlucky blonde was prematurely released from prison. The history of the relationship between Paris and the law is a separate saga. At first she was sentenced to 36 months for probation - drunk driving - and canceled the rights, but the heiress ignored the court decision and again sat behind the wheel - this time she was detained for speeding and driving at night with lights off. The judge was shocked: "How do you say that you did not know that your driver's license was canceled? You signed on a document saying that you were informed about it!" Paris, naively clapping her eyelashes, replied: "Yes, I signed where I was shown, but did not understand the meaning, I'm a very busy person." If it was a joke, then she cost the girl dearly. The verdict read: 45 days in prison. Paris sustained half: she was covered with a rash "on nervous soil" and fell into a serious depression. Princess on a pea, neither give nor take. In addition, the Los Angeles authorities estimated that the famous prisoner costs them dearly: "1109 dollars 78 cents a day, which is 10 times more than the content of any other offender." This, by the way, is more expensive than the night in the presidential room of any of the Hilton hotels.
Fans greeted their liberated pet with flowers and almost with a red carpet, touched Paris immediately announced that she was eager to help people and plans to go to Rwanda for charitable purposes. However, very soon it turned out that the trip was postponed for an indefinite period: "I'm afraid," she said, as simple as ever, "I learned that such trips are really very dangerous." It did not come out of Paris Angelina Jolie. Against the background of such a stormy life, it is not surprising that Paris does not attach any importance to what she calls "her career". Several failed films, one not less than a failed album, designer bag line, perfume brand, a network of nightclubs. It seems that Paris is engaged in everything, but in fact - nothing. All this stormy activity is necessary to her only as an excuse to travel around the world and make parties. Her biggest achievement in the field of show business is the MTV Award for Best Scream for her role in the horror film The House of Wax. Very symbolic, by the way, the film: in it the killer turns living people into wax statues. Has not Paris herself, the main world trend-setter, selling her own name as a brand, a wax dummy and nothing more?
Show must go on
Apparently, in order to confirm that nothing human is alien to her, Paris together with the MTV channel has launched in America and England a new reality show "Best Friend of Paris Hilton." With the help of this show, the princess, according to her words, wants to find real friends who would be interested in her as a person, and not as a celebrity and a money bag. She repeatedly cried in an interview for her loneliness: "There are a lot of bad people in Los Angeles, which suited me, while all my life was devoted only to parties and shopping, but when I had time to think, I felt empty inside." Even if this is another PR move - anyway for Paris fans, imitating it in everything, this should be a good reason to ponder.
To become the best friend of Paris, the participants of the show must perform a bunch of tasks: from changing the style of clothing to cleaning manure in a pigsty (to prove their love for animals). The princess herself, communicating with the pretenders, determines how sincere they are with her. The winner is promised "lessons of secular life from Paris Hilton", And while the participants compete, Paris found among the participants of another reality show a new boyfriend - his name is Doug Reinhardt, he is an unlucky baseball player who realized himself on television.
The stars of the reality show have a lot in common with Paris, who lives all her life like "behind the glass": they also prefer not to do anything other than just live and attract attention. One of the stars of the English "Big Brother", the progenitor of all reality shows of the world, Jade Goody even dressed her own painful death from cancer as a show, Life is for show, without shame and fear - it is now available to everyone, not just daughters of millionaires, and this can also be self-realization. We all live on one side of the keyhole, and it's up to us whether we are the ones who are spying on us or those whom we spy on, Paris Hilton is the heroine of our time. Without us, it would not have become so - bold, open, immediate ... and insanely lonely.
Now she is 28 - age, in which it's time to think about the family and children. Just Paris denied the rumors that she was going to adopt at least four, - Angelina Jolie did not come out of her again! And then, after getting to know Doug Reinhardt's mother, who turned out to be very similar to Paris herself (it seems that Freud was right), the princess discovered that she keeps her most beautiful outfits for future daughters. The girls she plans to grow their own copies. It will be fun if a boy is born.
As for the movie , then, it seems, Paris found herself. More recently, the film "Ripo! Genetic Opera", a thrash musical about the gloomy future of mankind: people were struck by an epidemic of a dangerous disease requiring organ transplants, so trade became the most profitable activity. The aesthetics of the film is a dirty gothic cyberpunk with elements of BDSM, one of the main roles is played by opera star Sarah Brightman, and who would answer the question, how did Paris go there? However, in the film, it's not enough that a brunette, so still looks surprisingly appropriate. Her character Ember is the daughter of the powerful head of the organ trade corporation, a drug addict, obsessed with plastic surgery. In one of the final scenes of the film, Amber tries to sing in opera, but loses face. Literally, a person, exhausted by "plastic", just falls off from her. Although Paris got another Golden Mulino for this role, her self-irony in this film - in fact, an evil satire on the consumer society, where body trade became the main business - can not help but be conspicuous. Dear Hollywood filmmakers, be so kind as to: take Hilton in a beautiful, self-parading roles for the second plan. Best of all, Paris gets to play Paris. But Paris can not play anyone.