Types of men in comparison with animals

There is an opinion that men of comparison do not perceive themselves with the sweetest of animals with resentment. But does this alleviate their similarity to this or that creature of the fauna?

Of course not. Moreover, the classification of men in comparison with their smaller brothers is not only a way to get to know a concrete member of the stronger sex more closely, but also a very objective test for having a sense of humor. The presence of which, by the way, always makes a man a little less like the same male of a touching animal, to be like him clearly does not thirst.

It's not for nothing that psychologists claim that a person - both a man and a woman - is distinguished by a special quality: most people are irritated by those qualities in others that spoil their own character. Accordingly, we can safely conclude that a man who is offended by comparison with an animal is either in complexes, or is full of erroneous ideas about a specific animal, or simply agrees with the presence in his character of the negative qualities of the animal. In any case, this does not make it less like a fluffy or feathered inhabitant of the planet. Moreover, this classification is more likely for women who are more anxious about animals than for severe men, who are so hard at experiencing a decline in their individuality, even through comparison with animals.

So on what kind of animals do most different types of men look like?

Of course, there is no such classification that would provide for a clear division according to this principle of similarity with a particular animal. Any man can be as stubborn as a cute donkey, and charming in the period of flirting, like the most authentic cat, and rude in a period of discord, like an angry bear, and faithful, like a dog. But due to the presence of the greatest accumulation of specific features in the character of a man, one can still rank him in a specific group of similarities with animals.

So, firstly, the man whose behavior pattern most closely follows the habits of the dog. One of the least offensive manners of comparing men to animals, even for those who have no sense of humor, and to understand the indirectness of this comparison refuses to point blank. Men like to be like dogs. First of all, because it is this animal that most of all in the perception of any person corresponds with fidelity and the ability to be friends with one's half. In addition, men in many songs and themselves draw a parallel between themselves and the best friend of man: so in the eyes of all the women of the planet they become more noble, wiser, more faithful and, naturally, desirable.

So what distinguishes a male dog?

He is faithful and loyal, loves tasty food, persistence and homeownership. A woman for him is not only a lady of heart and an object for admiration, but also a friend who by default trusts the most intimate thoughts. Such men are mostly monogamous and are ready to wait for their beloved for years. However, as soon as she learns that someone is so affectionately and faithfully in love with her, she herself rushes into the arms of her unexpected admirer: as a rule, such men do not know how to be cute, so often their lover simply about high feelings towards she does not know. That's why he does not think about the prospect of relations. Such types of men usually marry only once in their life, and do not drag out with action: they are the happy exception to the rule that all men are afraid of family bonds.

Secondly, a male cat.

Such a man is found in the life of almost every woman. Its main feature is an inexhaustible love of the beautiful sex. He loves everyone at once, but can remain faithful enough for a long time to the only one that could lull him, curled into a soft lump in her lap. The love of a man-cat radiates literally in waves. And not because he is interested in his extremely intimate affinity. It is precisely what he regards as not the most important part of the relationship. Prelude, flirting, love games, the presentation of today's beloved feelings in a variety of guises - that's what men like cats. They are also fans of cleanliness. And in everything: in the house must be tidied up, the machine - washed, their suit or jeans - washed. And he himself to wash all this, to clean and pat he is not ashamed. Although, of course, he would prefer that a woman do it. After all, the man-cat simply adores attention to his person. Therefore, it is difficult to call it unripe. He will rush to the rival not so much because of fear of losing his beloved or fear of being insufficiently worthy in the eyes of the public. No: much more annoyed by the prospect of losing complete attention.

Third, the male is a tiger.

No matter how varied the types of men in comparison with animals, and this is unlikely a man can really offend. Well, who does not want to be like this graceful, effective, strong and independent animal? Not even an animal, but a symbol of wisdom, discernment, strength and speed of reaction. Truly in male tigers it attracts almost everyone. But they often remain indifferent to women's attention. More precisely, they quite sincerely can not notice how many hearts hammered faster when they appeared. If they do not indicate to their role of "local Elvis Presley". And then they will not believe right away. Tiger's habits in the behavior and character of a man are more of a temporary phenomenon. Often they disappear with age, and the man moves from the class of tigers to another group. But there are also representatives of the stronger sex who do not change their striped nature. For a permanent relationship, they are almost not at all adapted: it is very difficult for them to get used to the fact that another master will now touch their things without demand. More precisely, the landlady. But they will not have to miss their cohabitation with a tiger: here, in abundance, there are stormy scandals and all-consuming tenderness, generous gifts and inability to accept a reciprocal gift, and constant clashes of characters, and a riot of passion at the time of reconciliation. Simply put, a full cocktail of the brightest emotions is awaited by the woman who chose the tiger.

Fourth, the male elephant.

The strongest, does not like to stop, unbending before difficulties - this is the man behind whom the woman looks like behind a stone wall. About him, we can say with confidence that he is a living embodiment of the successful use of the strategy "I see the goal, I see no obstacles." Such a man and a breadwinner, and a faithful husband, and a loving wise father, and a true gentleman. Of course, for an freedom-loving woman, an alliance with him will not be easy: he is simply created to protect the beloved, to protect her interests and give her everything without any effort on her part, which sometimes leaves her identity indifferent.