Drawing of friends for every day

"You have a white back," "This4M-MM? Call an ambulance, my finger in the disk is stuck! "It's trite! We collected 10 really funny jokes, which will amuse colleagues, friends, loved ones. And hurt no one will! After all, raffling friends for every day is a cool thing!

Change of image

What's happening

You appoint your favorite meeting in a crowded place (a cinema, a large shopping center, an entertainment complex). In passing, you warn him that on the eve of completely changed the image (or that you are going to meet at the barber shop). Then you negotiate with a girlfriend (with whom he is unfamiliar) a similar complexion and dress her up in your things. At the appointed time, she instead of you comes to the meeting place and goes to your man. And pretends that she is you! For persuasiveness, you should tell your friend a couple of details from the history of your relationship, which you only know: the date of the first date or your favorite dish - it does not matter. The main thing is that the girlfriend should sincerely play the bewilderment: "How can you not recognize me!", "Enough to scoff, that you are depicting here as if you do not recognize me!" The longer a girlfriend stays, the better. In the finale you appear, and the secret is revealed. Take into account that such a focus will not be with everyone: some men may get angry or, guessing about a joke, "recognize" you in a friend and invite her to the cinema.


Preparatory work

Acting skills of a friend - the key to success for the draws of friends for every day, so it's better to rehearse the rehearsal several times.


Training

What's happening

Ask the secretary or assistant to send out a letter to all: "Please be advised that our company introduces a mandatory requirement for all employees: to master German (or any other) language, as we have concluded a profitable contract with the concern in this country. In the attachment to the letter you will find a test for knowledge of the language, we strongly ask you to pass it and send Ivanova TM. (actually the secretary), which will form groups on the level of knowledge. For the poorly proficient in the language, special sessions will be organized on Mondays from 8.00 to 9.00 and Fridays from 7.00 to 20.00. Three months are allocated for training, after which the exam will take place. Those who did not surrender will be fired. " Checked: the staff massively fill the test, in the smoking room all the talk - only about training ... It happened that until the very disclosure of the truth people believed in the rally!


A quick waiter

What's happening

You go with a girlfriend or friend in the subway. When the train leaves the station, approach the communication button with the driver and say so that you can hear as many people as possible: "Hamburger and Coca-Cola in the third car, please." At the next station, you are waiting for an accomplice who has previously bought a cola and a hamburger. He enters the car and asks: "Who ordered a hamburger and a cola?" You take the "order", pay and go on. The train departs from the station, and you again "press" the communication button with the driver: "Please, to the end without stopping." The passengers become stiff ... And they realize that they played funny!


Preparatory work

It will take several times to ride the metro without the props to precisely coordinate the actions of the participants.


Paralysis technique

A colleague includes a working computer to run an unfinished project. However, not one folder responds! A colleague in a panic calls the system operators, but they can not help: the folders do not really open, and the programs do not react to an attempt to activate them. When the situation approaches the critical point and it comes to global computer repair, you can reveal the secret: all the files and icons you copied to a secret folder, made a screenshot of the desktop (PrintScreen button for PC or Command + Shift + 4 for Macintosh) and this the picture was set as wallpaper.


Preparatory work

First, practice on your own computer for making friends' drawings for each day. Before turning off the computer colleague, be sure to make sure that you have safely stored all the information. The rally should not damage the working process! "


And you weak?

What's happening

You try to make a bet with a friend that in a minute you will cut off the buttons from any object of his clothes and sew them back. Most likely, he does not believe. Perturbate: they say, you that, you question my female abilities, in this case the ability to sew. Attention! Do not say "in their place" - you will lose. Prepare a pair of scissors, a needle and a thread with a knot already tied, and hand the stopwatch to the arbiter. Have begun! You immediately cut off all the buttons from your shirt or jacket and sew them all together, one thread. Formally, the conditions of the dispute are met: the buttons are sewn on the same garment, from which they were cut. DETAILS Scissors, needle, thread with knot, stopwatch.

If you are not confident in your abilities, practice in advance to cut off and sew buttons on your own things. Be careful when cutting to avoid damaging the fabric.


Lovely Toast

You are building a company in a cafe. When the fun is in full swing, get up and say: "My grandmother knew many ancient conspiracies. To a man lucky in business and love, he must, with his eyes closed, loudly utter 10 times in a row a spell: "Tsakha Chunazhra." I love you all and want you lucky.

Stand up and say the magic words! "Friends get up and chant" utterance "... And people at the next tables lie on the floor laughing. Do not believe me? Try in a crowded place to say a patter: "I want to get drunk, I want to get drunk ..."

Pick up the right company and exactly choose the moment when friends get under the influence of the cozy atmosphere of the cafe and relax.


Take away your car

What happens is that you take the second set of keys from your man's car and quietly park the car. Then your girlfriend calls the landline phone and tells him that the car stolen from him is found. Being absolutely sure that he did not declare his hijacking, the beloved will start to deny. The dispatcher will specify the name and number of the car and, in the end, agree with the fact that an unfortunate mistake occurred. And the beloved discovers that his car is gone! Then your business: let him get nervous, or immediately tell about the rally.

Preparatory work: unnoticed to remove a spare set of keys, make sure that the original parking place is not visible from the window, otherwise the hijacking will be detected immediately.


The Risen Computer

A colleague sitting with you "face to face" (tables shifted) includes a computer. And suddenly ... Word itself starts independently, and the text begins to appear in the open window: "From now on I do not obey you. You overload me with work, and I decided to declare myself an independent computer. Do not try to close the program or turn off me: I'm on my own now! "A colleague is trying to close the program with the mouse, but - oh, horror! - the cursor does not listen at all. Naturally, the secret of the rally is that you have previously connected the keyboard and mouse of a colleague's computer to yours. You will not forget the expression of the owner of the "revolted" car for a long time!

Wait until the colleague starts the necessary programs and will be absent. Then change the keyboard in places.


Neighborhood affairs

In the company of friends, you offer a game: according to the description of the person, the leader must guess who it is. And the presenter can ask any questions concerning the appearance of the enigmatic character, and the participants undertake not to lie. The presenter who leaves the room is chosen, and in the meantime you explain the rules to the rest of the participants: the enigmatic character is the neighbor on the right. That is, everyone, answering the questions of the presenter, must proceed from the appearance of the player sitting to his right. The game continues for a long time, since the facilitator can not find among the assembled a person who has a lot of mutually exclusive signs.


Find out the name of the suitor

Suggest a friend to bet on a betrothed. To do this, with a mysterious kind, burn one out of the 12 matches, pronouncing certain "spells." Rub the ashes directly on your hand, and the name that you previously wrote with soap will appear on the skin. You can believe, all will be stiff with staring eyes. Immediately there will still be those who wish, but so that the mystery does not open, explain that it is often impossible to guess - it should take some time. So you will have the opportunity to visit the bathroom again and prepare the next "sucheno". Prepare a couple of experiments in advance to calculate the degree of moistening of soap (too wet inscription will be noticeable, too dry ash will not stick).