This happens when your faithful fiercely "crushes bugs" on the keyboard in Internet mode and is indignant at the behavior of one of the highly intelligent monsters on the screen. There is another option, when you run from the plate to the cat, and from the child to the sink, while the hubby quietly snorts, clicking the mouse buttons and browsing "funny pictures for men." A human union with a monitor and a mouse is not broken. The husband is constantly sitting on the Internet, and no one, you hear, no one can make him distract from his favorite pixels!
If a woman is fond of the Internet - it's just for the sake of an important matter (making money or at least choosing a new color for nail polish). A man can always sit on the Internet simply because of nothing to do. It kills time and does not count with you. Therefore, it is worthwhile to apply one of the variants of therapeutic therapy.
The first type is shock. Suitable for advanced ladies who do not keep words in their pockets and are familiar with the computer firsthand. "Where have you been, how much time? !!", exclaims the home "tyrant". The constant sitting of her husband on the Internet should not get away with it! Therefore - a languid look, a gentle voice: "On-line ...". The husband is indignant and continues to advance? Hence, it is worth reporting that "the program has made a mistake and will be closed." Attempts to learn about the presence of dinner can be parried by the message that for the occurrence of the "dinner" event it was necessary to inform the version number of the dinner and pay it with the help of web money. And anyway, what kind of artist did the settings of the garbage taken off, why the javascript toilet is not closed and smelly cookies are lying around everywhere?
The second option is the method of contrast. It works well comparing it, so smart, and you, so "silly". A huge number of banal questions asked every few minutes, requests to show "how this thing turns on" and "how it works" can bring your husband either to hysteria or to recovery.
The third, very cruel "method" is brute force. Disconnection of the Internet, coupled with the sale of a computer, will either cure your faithful, or divorce you with him on different sides of the barricades ...
The fourth option combines useful and pleasant. Become a permanent customer in online stores ... And when her husband asks a trivial question: "Where is the money?", You will be proud to say that they went to pay your educational process in the IT field.
The choice of method is yours ... Jokes are jokes, but maybe someone is already writing an article "How to save your wife from sitting on the Internet" ...
Elena Romanova , especially for the site