Thoughts of married men

3 things that make him regret the step taken

• When during the wedding ceremony, because of the veil and curls, he can not see your eyes.
• Your hand, suddenly falling on his chest during sleep.
• The spectacle of another scene from the soap opera, where Ross clumsily makes a proposal to Ratchel.

5 gifts, which he really would like to receive for his birthday

• His favorite photo with your image (just the one that most you do not like).
• A couple of new silk boxers.
• CD, which would replace the collection of tapes, collected in the student years.
• Something with the control panel.
• Anything related to fishing or cooking shish kebabs.

3 things he would not want for his birthday

• A phone that looks like someone else's.
• A TV that is smaller in size than the one already available.
• An artsy set for shaving (the one he buys in a nearby store, it suits him).

7 things that excite him

• If you are painting your lips before you put on a blouse.
• Lick the spoon with the ice cream, standing in front of the open refrigerator.
• Stroke in your underwear (or in general do something in your underwear).
• Apply the foot cream.
• Tell him that you will be home late, because you are going to do depilation on the bikini area.
• Remove hair from the nape, if you are hot
• All day long you wander around the house in his old T-shirt.

4 things he says when he does not listen to you

• "Do you need an answer?" And I thought it was a rhetorical question. "
• "Sorry, I'm still thinking about what you told me before."
• "What do you think about this?".
• "Ah ... what?" I did not hear what you said, as I stared at your beautiful lips. "

3 things you need to know about his body

• Sometimes pressing you closer to that place in public is just a medical necessity.
• Every hair that falls from his head costs 30 minutes of stress.
• He also has days when he eats and can not stop.

4 things that he will never understand in you

• Why do you need seven pairs of shoes for 2 weeks of rest.
• Why do you like watching movies that make you cry.
• Why do you make a haircut just to go to the store.
• Why would you rather spend 300 dollars on a handbag than on a new DVD player.

5 things about which he can think at this very minute

• If I work this way every day, I'll need a recharging soon.
• Of all my acquaintances, I'm surely the most passionate wife.
• I hope she pounced on me and ripped off my clothes as soon as I entered.
• Is light beer really so bad.
• I think I liked this saleswoman from McDonald's, because she put me a portion of the potato in excess of the norm.

4 things that sweep in his head, when you say that you are expecting a child

• Heck! I definitely lose consciousness during childbirth.
• Yes! I will be the best father in the world.
• It's cool to know that your seed works.
• I hope the child is born healthy and will play football well.

4 questions, which he always answers no

• "Is it all fools in my family?".
• "Do you think I should do a plastic surgery?".
• "Maybe I'm not wearing this dress and trying on another?".
• "Do I have new wrinkles?".

4 questions that he can not answer

• "Is this varnish combined with these shoes?".
• "Should I give my hairdresser another try, or go to another salon?".
• "I'm thicker than my girlfriend ... ..?".
• "When will you finally be serious?".

The question to which he always answers "yes"

• "Do you think we can do this here?".

What surprises him in you

• That you get the pizza out of the box and put it in the plate before eating.
• That you really take a bath on the weekends.
• When you are dining in a restaurant, you always manage to order a dish more delicious than him.
• When you kiss him, I catch cold with my hand.