Typical dads for future offspring

Papa-lion: a standard dad for future offspring.

It does not matter how old he is - he is successful, widely known (at least in narrow circles) and is quite capable of supporting his family. In a word, the king. Most likely, he is also outwardly damn attractive, so that you were absolutely right, choosing such a male to continue his kind.


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The adult lion sleeps most of his life. He will wake up and eat. Food for him and the cubs are extracted by females. They bring up and train the young ones. And the king of animals only occasionally snorts, if the children's fuss prevented him from watching the tenth dream.

Newborn children - yelling, in dirty diapers - a hard test for the "lion's" family. Royal people may even run away from home, where it is impossible to get a good night's sleep.

The grown-up children know that it is better not to pester the pope until he ate. And when he eats, he most likely will fall asleep or watch the news - then it will be possible to quietly "slip off" into the nursery and do his own business ... If he does not fall asleep, he will certainly require a diary or (if necessary) censures that has not yet become accustomed to a pot.

Your key phrase: "Tshshshsh! Give your dad a break! "


Prospects for offspring:

Good prospects: if the Pope Leo does not lose his position in society in the next 8 years and does not divorce you, he lays down and dismisses from the army, and he will attach himself to the institute, and to work ... He hardly ever has children will be trusting (or at least respectful) relations, but offspring can always come to their father as a source of finance. However, the conflict of fathers and children is nowhere manifested as vividly as in lion prides, so that a complete break in the child-parent relationship is not ruled out.


Important nuance:

Very often men themselves think of Lions as men, they are not at all such: he brings 500 a month. that is, on the family, but still declares: "I plowed! I'm tired! "And does not have the strength to play with the child in tic-tac-toe.

Papa-wolf: a standard dad for future offspring.

How the whole world sees it:

Gray, dark, unclear, always busy. Severe. Dangerous. The man of the pack: he spends much more time at work than at home.


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A flock - this is the wolf family: a wolf, a she-wolf and their children of different ages. If an adult wolf has not managed to get a girlfriend, he becomes a nanny for his younger brothers and sisters. The young for the wolf are sacred. When the father returns home from work, the children yell, "Hooray, Dad has come!" And hang around his neck. The gray male takes the wolf cub by the scruff and throws it out of the hole: it's more useful to play in the fresh air. With your dad, all the babies that are nearby are eager to run and jump. He teaches them to swim, play checkers, skate and ride a bicycle. He knows what films the younger generation looks at (or wants to see), what it plays and dresses, to whom it imitates ... And the worst punishment your children consider is the cancellation of a walk with your dad.


His key phrase: "All for me!"

Your key phrase: "Here's Dad will come - I'll tell him everything!"

Prospects for offspring:

Typical dads for the future offspring - wolf often follow in the footsteps of the father: they choose his profession, get involved in his hobby ... But the gentle father of the Wolf is only for kids. Having reached adulthood, children are no longer considered by them as members of the pack. Be friends - yes, feed - no! However, it is possible that you will be given a grandchild soon enough: young men and girls, raised by the Pope-Wolf, are usually determined to create their own family.


Important nuance:

Careful! Sometimes typical dads for future offspring can become so powerful authorities for kids that Mom's quotes will drop to negative values. Sooner or later you risk discovering that children do not dedicate themselves to their problems and experiences: "You still do not understand anything!" So try not to abuse your key phrase.

Papa-hare: a standard dad for future offspring.


How the whole world sees it:

White and fluffy. She's so handsome. A kind-hearted man. Merry fellow, probably with children playing leapfrog.

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In nature, hares do not equip even burrows. A hunt is thrown under the bush: if lucky, feed the rabbit running past. No luck ... Well, then, no luck. The hares have a lot of children - somebody can survive.

How this type managed to get married is inexplicable. Or do you have a Sunday dad? Well yes! Dad is a holiday! Swing-carrousel-meatball once a week. He does not even remember the constant feeding of his offspring. Participation in education is limited to the duty phrase: "Well, how are you?" And God forbid you answer this question! From boring conversations, the Pope the Hare will grieve and flee.

His key phrase: "Well, how are you, my bunny?"

Your key phrase: "Maybe it's enough to skip?"


Prospects for offspring: the prospects in this case entirely depend on the mother.

Pope-penguin: a typical dad for future offspring.

How the whole world sees it:

A little baggy, always sad and thoughtful. Very intelligent and probably innocuous.


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In penguins eggs are hatched by males, snow, courageous birds do not leave in the frost, because on their paws, covered with a fold of the paternal belly, the baby is heated. These seemingly innocuous ravens are ready for their baby to glance at even a polar bear.

I bet your husband watched your diet during pregnancy and was present at birth? And the first jumped up at night to the screaming baby? It is the Penguins who, more often than the other fathers, decide to disregard public opinion and go into the decree, letting their mother go to work. It is not excluded that he will go to the parents' meetings in the garden.

His key phrase: "Everything will be fine!"

Your key phrase: "Which of us is a man ?!"


Prospects for offspring:

Most likely, your children will be rich and happy. And they will not allow you to live on one pension in old age ... Unless, of course, you overtake the stick, proving your female independence and father's inferiority. It is very important for children to feel loved and protected in the first years of life. The ratio of parental shares in the family budget is of little concern to them.


Important nuance:

Pope Penguin is really very intelligent person. And he takes great care of his offspring. So, probably, he will someday start to earn well - IQ allows, and the parent's debt orders. Do not drive it ahead of time.

Papa-boar: a standard dad for future offspring.

How the whole world sees it: impudent, snobbish, rude. As you get along with him, it is unclear.


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The concept of subordination in boars is completely absent: everything is allowed to eat at the same time, regardless of the seniority. If the husband offers to equip the newborn with a separate bedroom - it's him, Boar! Feed - by the hour. Caprices do not indulge! Greenhouse conditions do not create! And this is not a Spartan upbringing, it is an attempt to preserve the status of free people and gentle lovers. If you see a pink-cheeked baby chewing a cracker or serverel in a billiard club or Internet cafe, then, somewhere near his balls, Papa-Kaban is rolling around. In this case, the Boar is the same orthodox type for which in any dispute it is more important not to "who is right" but "who is our" - so if your child is offended in the yard or at school, the offender will have to deal with his father ...

His key phrase: "Opa-na!"

Your key phrase: "He's a baby! Be careful! "


Prospects for offspring:

If your child does not have health problems, the boar education will go to the kid for good: he will learn early and easily to communicate with people of different statuses and ages, which will undoubtedly facilitate his further procession through life. However, more often it appears: newborns often wake up at night and catch infections, so, indulging dad's attitudes, you risk seriously undermining the health of your baby ...