"Do not rash my salt for wounds!" Vitka will drive out of the house. In his opinion, such an elderly aunt as I should sit at home and nurse a child. He did not want to let me go on courses. I had to say that the boss threatens to sack, "Nelya sighed.
"Wait, who do you need to babysit?" After all, your rabbi is almost fourteen already a night? Is he not going to warm himself a cutlet? - I was surprised.
- He, maybe, will warm up Lyova - the boy is independent. But Vitya ... He believes that it's not a man's business to stand by the pots. So his mother brought up.
"You know, my Vitalik, too ... He'll put the plates in the sink and the telly." Baba, that is me, will wash! And all because of my mother-in-law! Spoiled!
- Vitka, by the way, considers himself a young man himself. He is allowed to hang in a bar with friends. And for some reason I do not! - continued to resent the girlfriend.
- Nel, and he does not wear a tail? With an elastic band. To look younger ...
- Wears. How do you know?!
- Because mine, too, walks with a tail! - I confessed. Forever in search. The Duma is about the high and the great. And here I am with my trifles: then take out the garbage, then buy some milk. Imagine: napryasya recently in the middle of the night, he had eaten all the sausage, Vovochka had nothing to give to the school. Moreover, I was surprised that I swear. In general, Neelya and I realized that each of us is nurse at home such a nihilist.
This type can be described in several words: on the day off, sleeps until dinner, on weekdays, holds evenings at "business meetings" or in front of a telly. He never takes any dishes or socks with him. And when a wife falls from fatigue to bed, he demands sex! And if he refuses, resents ... One evening Nelia called me on her mobile. She was nervous. She asked if we could meet somewhere in the city. When I came to "our" cafe, my friend was already waiting. I immediately noticed that Nelya was crying: she had red eyes.
- What happened? Something with the small?
- No. Victor. He's cheating on me. He has another, "she said. "You son of a bitch!"
"Where did you get it from?"
- I know. The girlfriend saw him in the restaurant.
In an expensive restaurant. With some woman. He has not driven me to such places for many years! "Hell, then I have not the worst option yet," I thought. "Sometimes my husband comes with me to the city ..."
- Calm down! - Has told. "You do not know anything specific." Maybe it's just a colleague ... A business meeting. It happens in fact?
- Of course! Do not be naive! You are now saying how they are: my beloved, calm down, everything is not as you think ... "Nelya obviously mocked her faithful. "It's not that I'm jealous!" Those times are long past. But I can not stand being deceived! They make me a fool!
- Do not Cry. It's not worth it.
"It's just that he takes evil!" Also it is insulting! I plow like a horse, but he ... Can you imagine what he said? He is not interested in me! I, you see, are retarded! Do not know about new products! Cattle! In general, our husbands were like each other like two drops of water. They even had names like that. Victor and Vital. Not the same, but very close. Neelya and I laughed repeatedly to tears, when one of us quoted the words of the spouse, and the second ended the sentence that was started.
"Vitka returned home late at night," complained Nelya. "When I asked where he was, he said that I was clinging to him. Estimate! He gave me a scandal ...
- Yeah, and mine also adds that I do not do anything. You think, some kind of teacher! And it works like a wolf. At night. Better still, day and night ... Without restraint, feet and heads! Listen, - I joked, - maybe we are married to the same man ?!
- Very much it can be! Said Nelya. "I'm not surprised at all."
Of course, it was just a joke. Such "eternal youths in the eternal search for themselves" in nature, probably thousands ... Perhaps there are normal men, but we are, unfortunately, not caught. The once romantic boys remained boys, but they were no longer romantic, they were simply capricious egoists.
"I was young and stupid," Nelya recalled bitterly, sitting over a plate of salad in a pizzeria. Recently, she began to lose weight. "Why did you jump so early in marriage?" Where were my eyes? Now I certainly would not have made such a mistake!
"Why do you continue to live with him?"
- I do not know. We have a son. A child needs a father. Especially - a teenager.
- And we together not so long. So I can not say about myself that I was young and stupid ... Just stupid, "I sighed. - In addition, there is also a material side. Credit, debts ... We bought an apartment and a car. How now to divide? And we also have a baby. Vitalka Vovochka loves ...
- Wow! - Nelia was surprised. - We have a similar situation! My Vitka persuaded me to sell my apartment, which my parents gave me. For this money and credit, we bought a house. Now all this is our common. That is, jointly acquired property. Recently he reminded me of this during one of the quarrels ... How to divide?
We already had no time for laughter. It just became uncomfortable ... Similar names, long hair, gathered in a tail, character, vocabulary. Even the profession is similar. My Vitalya was a sales representative in a computer company, and Nelin Vitka went on business trips as a sales agent for something there also connected with computers!
"Nelia, do you have a picture of your husband with you?" - I asked, because suddenly a crazy thought occurred to me.
- No, I'm not with me ... Katia, you think they ... that he ... - She could not say it out loud. It would sound like complete nonsense!
"I really get the impression that we are constantly talking about the same person," I said quite seriously. - Let's check...
Although it was absurd, but weird conclusions came to our heads ... Neelya and I agreed to meet in the evening at her house. My Vitalya had to stay late at work. Nelya opened the door and wiggled meaningfully. She whispered:
- He is at home! At computer. Be acquainted, meet my friend Katya, - she said loudly, opening the door to the living room. The man sharply turned his head from the monitor: a brunette, hair gathered in the tail ... No, it was not my husband. Although similar. Not so features, as his expression ... Eternal capricious boy in search of himself ...