With a fork and a spoon
The golden rule of going to the pancreas is to eat, not sparing your stomach. More fatty varieties of meat and poultry - pork with lard, goose, duck. All this must be roasted until a dark, steaming crust is formed and abundantly watered with a vigorous sauce - the pancreas - a whimsical organ does not tolerate fried and spicy food. After such a feast, you can very quickly switch to croutons and water. Fasting is one of the effective methods of treating the pancreas.
Do not like the capricious pannock smoked: fish, sausage.
Therefore, from the seafood we choose those that were cooked by the method of smoking. And if they add a synthetic flavor of soot - rush to the ambulance to the gastroenterologist. Ignore the fact that the pancreas actually likes fish - cod, pike perch, hake, pike. But these delicacies are better cook for a couple, oven in the oven, stew.
We understand that a healthy lifestyle is our everything, and we absorb milk dairy products - curds, cottage cheese, sour cream, yoghurts. And fatter! Gifts from Burenka (if they have an impressive percentage of fat) well "sow" the pancreas - a whimsical organ. And, on the contrary, milk is very well influenced by this gland in dishes (in porridges and so on), non-acidic and low-fat cottage cheese in the form of puddings, kefir.
We are sure: the man is from the family of herbivores, and with huge plates we burst vegetables and fruits. Of course, in its raw form! Kings make peas, beans, other beans - princess pancreas does not like to sit on beans. The pancreas does not have time to process such volumes of phytoids - and arranges a hysterics. Congratulations: the fruit paradise will not see many weeks. First, there will be complete starvation, then - crackers, then - kashki on water, boiled meat, fish. And after 10-14 days, if everything goes smoothly, gastroenterologists will allow a little stewed carrots, cauliflower, baked apples. Raw vegetables and fruits will only allow, when the pancreas is practically restored.
We arrange a life in the style of Winnie the Pooh and Housewife Kusi. Cakes, cakes - especially with heavy oil creams! - wonderful allies in the fight against the pancreas - capricious organ. Sugar, honey, jam, chocolate, marmalade is also not to her liking (but they can tolerate these sweets if they are few). And like the effeminate jelly, marshmallow, jelly.
And, of course, we firmly believe that pots of forbidden fruit will help to digest medicines with enzymes. Tablets can save the pancreas during overeating, but once or twice.
With a cup and a glass
Of all the drinks, the most important is soda. It causes bloating and is especially unloved by the pancreas - a whimsical organ. And if a pop is sweetened with a variety of chemicals - this is an even more reliable way to earn pain in the solar plexus. Just forget that you can quench your thirst with mineral water without gas, black and green teas, broth of rose hips, compote, uzvar, beneficial for the iron pancreas. But the big cups of fruit drinks, fruit and vegetable juices, she does not like. This benefit should be enjoyed in moderation.
Coffee - for breakfast, lunch and mid-afternoon snack. And another half-hour for dinner. Better with milk or cream. Black dope over and above, even flavored with milk fat, perfectly exhausts the toiler who is under the stomach.
On holidays, we arrange "sports with alcohol" and drink: champagne, martini, wine, cognac. The name of an intoxicating potion does not matter - our dear piece of iron does not tolerate alcohol in any form. The result is at least half a year of absolute sobriety. With a pancreatic alcoholic illness it is impossible at all.
With centimeter
In the struggle for the waist, we display heroic restraint and do not eat a whole day or crumbs. And in the evening we celebrate the victory near the refrigerator. Methodically we send a chicken leg into the mouth (you can also two, do not judge the winners), a pork chop, vegetable salad, yogurt, appetizing "Napoleon" (well, what happens to the figure from one piece of the cake ?!). The pancreas, which has been inactive for a whole day, will not withstand such a load - and it will break. By the way, this gland produces enzymes for digesting food, and hormones: insulin, glucon, lipo-cain, somatostatin. Her strike will lead to hormonal failure. There is a chance for a long time not to leave the club of fatties - even if you constantly diet.
In a business suit
We are nervous, we react sharply to the remarks of our colleagues and superiors, we exhaust ourselves with fears before the forthcoming meeting. Stress causes spasms of the bile ducts, which are near the pancreatic ducts. A chain reaction of horror is transmitted to her, causing pain. A cup of tea or a glass of water can save the situation. A little liquid will relieve spasm - and will soothe the sensitive gland.
In a bikini
Rest - so relax! At the blueest sea we rush in the sun from sunset to sunrise. And before and after the holiday we do not get out of the solarium, sauna, bath. Overheating is an effective method against the pancreas gland.
In a cocktail dress
At the party we turn into a real steam locomotive - we smoke, smoke, smoke. Tobacco smoke leads to vasospasms, irritating the pancreas. It is very good to be friends with a cigarette on an empty stomach (recommendation: before party to arrange a day of unloading). It is necessary to sit up all the festivities until the morning. How much of that life - we'll sleep off later! In general, you need to do everything contrary to common sense - and get into the pancreas without a miss ...