The main thing about which it is worth remembering when choosing a poetic work:
- It should not be too long, otherwise the guests and the young will very quickly get tired and stop listening;
- It should be easily perceived by ear. It's great if you composed an ode in imitation of Homer, but it's easy to listen to it. Remember that the poem is designed to amuse the audience.
- Look for unusual and quality rhymes, avoid platitudes and white verse (once again look at the point that the guests should be easy and pleasant to listen to).
- Even the most beautiful poem can be spoiled. Practice reading at home with and without hesitation. The worst option is when the guest sees the text for the first time on the holiday, which reads.
- Try to make the poem address, refer to the names of the groom and the bride, mention their habits, etc. Young should feel special.
Comic verses for the wedding
Humorous poems should entertain guests and evoke a smile on their faces. More often in humorous verses, they tease her mother-in-law or mother-in-law, the main thing is that the joke does not go into titillation and rudeness.
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We are always ready to praise our mother-in-law.
For her immense work,
That married a balamut.
No more worry,
And with his son "little" swear:
And where he was, and with whom he was,
And where he drank, and what he drank ...
Will come to the young mother-in-law -
My mother-in-law is melting away from happiness.
Does not know where and to seat,
Decides what to treat?
Keep your mother-in-law for this,
For sons give awards
And remember all their troubles,
Do not forget to visit them!
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Be, the mother-in-law, the good,
Be, my mother-in-law, wise.
Remember: you were the same,
Even if not yesterday.
Young live teach,
But love and do not grumble:
Happiness of the son only with her,
As with an asterisk in the night.
If necessary, help,
Peace and harmony guard,
And live for a hundred years in the world,
And then - straight to heaven!
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The mother-in-law with her mother-in-law, knowing about their reputation, persecutes them among the people, can accompany their congratulations with a funny quatrain. Friendly and confidential words will immediately destroy the ice between the new members of the family.
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Something hurt my brother-in-law.
Immediately clear: he lived without a mother-in-law!
We'll fix this,
And podnagulyaem zhirok.
I have a lot of experience:
Ten years kept the pigs.
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Oh, but my holes are explosive ...
If so, then ... immediately into battle!
I do not in vain frighten.
I give my daughter to you,
To my blood
I lived in happiness and love!
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If your beloved daughter
The radiant eyes
From a marriage I shall see,
I'll call you "little son"
And, believe me, I will not hurt!
So, honey, do not spoil!
Quick mother-in-law a kiss!
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Most often, a witness is reading jokes. He is called upon to help the toastmaster, to amuse the guests and to bring together all who came to the wedding. He can laugh slightly even at himself, well, or over his fellow witness, as a last resort. The witness must necessarily read such words to his "lost" friend - the groom.
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On whom are we leaving?
Do you leave why?
Are you leaving us
And you change for your wife?
Remember our entertainments
Basketball, football, hockey
Beer, bath and girls
Have you forgotten? Answer quickly!
And now instead of feasting
Instead of fish and beer
Will wait for you with donuts
A beautiful wife.
Well, and if you are serious,
Lucky for you and my wife
And economic, and gentle,
And with an open mind.
So friend, we congratulate
We want to wish you:
Happiness to you, prosperity in the house,
It is bitter for our young people!
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A wonderful surprise for relatives and friends will be the recognition of the young in love to each other. More about the verses for the bride and groom you can read here . We quote one of the poems as an example.
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Let us in something are not similar,
Feelings will only be stronger!
Know that you are the most expensive
Me from the paws to the ears.
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I do not know any more happiness,
Than to live one destiny,
To be sad with you, my wife,
And celebrate with you!
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Poems for wedding gifts
If you decide to give an unusual gift, for example, a rolling pin or an iron grip, then the gift should be accompanied by a kind of "instruction manual".
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I give you a cucumber - that was a good man's husband,
handkerchiefs - so that you have daughters,
I give a mug - to give birth to Andryushka,
cabbage - so that there was no empty house, etc.
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Money gifts are considered commonplace. Those who think so, just do not know how to give them. There are many ways to beat an envelope with money, read a poetic explanation, for what purpose this amount is intended.
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Let not too late and not too early,
Will bring you magic!
Let pockets pock up,
The purse is bursting at the seams!
Let the proceeds of large cash
They are poured in bulk:
In the mountains or in the pyramids,
Already to Antarctica!
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Funny verses in the wedding album
If there is a wish book at the wedding, then you can leave a verse impromptu in it. Maybe he will not be a model of classical poetry, but from the heart.
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You were driven for a long time under the crown,
To issue a marriage certificate.
It all happened, finally,
Incorrigible this fact!
Now the task is more complicated
And relatives and friends:
It is still unknown to science,
To give birth to children, grandchildren,
When only a pager with a phone
They served as a liaison to two lovers!
And congratulate you on your wedding,
Portrait of your wedding wish
To carry with you to you everywhere,
In order not to be frightened of each other,
If you happen to meet,
In the newly built nest!
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We hope that our ideas turned out to be useful for you, and you will be able to impress everyone with your original wedding greeting.