At the first signs of flooding your living space with the constant presence of an unfamiliar muzhik - include healthy pofigism and feminine intuition. Buttons, of course, can be seized, and all because of the constant sweet reminders that in your life at last appeared "the same", which sends kilobytes of SMS and participates in all your life. Alfonsa is interested in everything: from the presence in your life of a hearty morning breakfast to the presence on your thighs of lace or not very shorts.
Preliminary courtship of Alfonso is similar to the earliest manifestations of teenage feelings, only without adolescents' mistakes. Joint eating of ice cream, moon walks, homemade tulips from napkins and drawing hearts on misted glasses - grown-up and intelligent women lose the remnants of their former self-control ...
Alfonso are not born - they become, supposedly divided into two subspecies: proud "lions" and defenseless "seagulls".
Alphonse of the lion's image usually has global problems: debts, sick relatives or disgruntled bandits, who demand the same money from him. Who is to solve these problems, how not you, oh, beloved? After all, I'll give you all myself, then I'll buy a fur coat, and we'll get married. This is the end - the head is lost, the kolyshka is printed out, all relatives and acquaintances have appeared in a role of creditors of your all-consuming love. The result is clear: the lion is gone, money too. Adyes, baby, and why are all the fools such women?
Boys - "seagulls" - this is the quintessence of the puppy image, devotion and great taste. You will pay all expenses yourself, and you will be confused by the availability of funds for ice cream, tea and an account in a cafe. Rubles for travel in the metro, a couple hundred for a taxi, a few crumpled "cigarette" bills and French cheese instead of "Russian" - and how, the boy has great taste! The flying alfonsik does not ask for you around your neck - you yourself will plant it, bend and take the right pose for an exceptionally convenient arrangement.
The main thing is to recognize Alfonso in time. And then you are free to do with it the way you want. One fantastic woman once appeared in an expensive metropolitan cafe with a man. Sipping coffee, she watched her interlocutor intertwine different delicacies, and quite expected the development of the conversation to an embarrassed glance and a "forgotten" purse. The woman was real, so she pictured a half-smile, glanced at her companion and asked the waiter to count the meal separately. She laid out a couple of bills for coffee on the table and left, leaving behind a trail of sensual spirits and the frustrated face of an imprudent gigolo ...
Elena Romanova , especially for the site