Dope or vitamin?

We decided to go with Oksanka at least once to relax without men. Against Turkey and Egypt our faithful rebelled as Spartacus' gladiators - there, you see, Arabs will pester. Together they persuaded us to go to Greece.
Two weeks of sun and sea loomed on the horizon. Dream! ANIMAL COMPETITION.
Immediately after the registration of permits, my girlfriend and I went shopping for new swimsuits. We climbed together in one fitting room, look at each other meticulously ...
- Can I go to the solarium?
- It's even better to remove a couple of centimeters from the waist ...
-Ah, let's throw it together!

The idea arose not accidentally - everyone calls me and Oksanka sisters. And not just because they are always together. We really do. On the face, of course, different, but the figures are almost identical.
- Let's argue, - says Xu, - who will drive more centimeters at the waist? Whoever loses, he pays the entire holiday for cocktails!
Oksana - a rival dangerous, last year really worked on herself before the holiday - on the pictures just slender. And I what, I can not ?! Hit the hands. Where they found the Ikeev paper centimeter, we fix the initial data: Ksia waist - 66, I - 66.5. Almost the same. Before the holiday is exactly a month.

THE WILL TO WIN.
I decided to win, no matter what. She refused sweets, swore not to eat after six, and every first day she started every day with an exercise bike. Interestingly, like Xu? It does not seem that she began to starve, even from ice cream has not refused! But in the back seat constantly carries a sports bag!

Soon my training program failed. I started to swing the press and overdone it, my muscles became ill. The bike was abandoned ... The second week is running out, and the girth of the waist, as not measured, is still more than 65 ...

DOPING.
Actually, I have long wanted to try a cosmetic plaster "Flat Tummy". I was recommended as a sure remedy. Italians came up with. Good because it works in the gluing zone. The waist is decreasing, but the chest is not. The basis is transdermal technology: a point greenhouse effect is created, and the process of cell exchange accelerates. Due to this fatty deposits decrease, and the skin is smoothed. It's very simple - you glue the patch for a day, then you change it. Convenient, not that the cream. The main thing is, I already have a box with plasters for a long time at home, Lusero are called. The truth before Ksyu dishonestly turns out ... on the other hand, we did not discuss how to remove centimeters! Decided. The course of application is a month. And there are two weeks left. I wonder if it will have time to work?

The next week went shock - every day pasting a band-aid and again started to pump the press. Looking at Oksanku, painfully I wanted ice cream. Calmed down with the fact that now I will definitely win! Indeed, there has been progress - after seven days of sport and plaster, my result is minus three centimeters! Ah, late start!

SECRET, DECIDED TO LEAVE SECRET.
The remaining days flew by swiftly. And so, the control stopped! Got that same Ikeevsky centimeter. I'm triumphant, my result is 61 cm! The rival is surprised, but does not hurry to give up:
-I have 61 too. Draw!

I'm a bit shocked:
- Wait a minute! When the bets were concluded, I had half a centimeter more! I won!
After a short dispute, my victory was recognized. But full satisfaction did not come: it's the same! I've been undernourished for a month, pedaling like a routine, I also used dope, and she ate ice cream a day later and almost won it!
"Xu, how did you do it?" Running every day?
"No," she says, "I could not make myself, I only went to the pool a couple of times." Look, I've had a one-month course, two patches a day. In the past to year as did.
And she took out a box of Lusero plasters "Flat Tummy" from the bedside table. I was struck with thunder:
- It's dope! - I speak indignantly.
"Stop it," he replies, "we did not discuss how exactly we will remove the centimeters." But you did a real sport feat!
What can I say? After all, and, truth, there was a feat! I still do not admit Oksanke that she won it not only because of fitness. But my conscience is clear - she also did not interfere with sports!