Learn to sit on the splits, throw your feet behind your head or curl up like a snake: all boys dream of having sex with gymnasts, because they can put themselves in a pose that can not be met in any "Kamasutra."
Get in the habit of keeping a bottle of his favorite drink at home. Raise in a royal way: on a tray and with a suitable snack. Do this in two cases: when it's bad and when it's very good. And stop finally giving him lectures on the dangers of alcohol.
Do not hide your dignity from him. A man has the right to enjoy the view of his beloved not only in bed. How about vacuuming the floor while he reads his favorite book on the couch? Believe me, your initiative will not go unnoticed. Do not be shy. You need to do everything in time, as long as the breast is high, as the band "The Secret" once sang.
To use mobile communication in order to inform the guy about the arrival of your parents and the need to buy a gift for your classmate's birthday is a waste of money. Why do not you give him a sex session on the phone, especially when he misses the next meeting. This is a very effective way to stimulate the male imagination and is also much cheaper than the similar service of professional sex-phone operators.
Do not wait for your boyfriend to buy a new film from his favorite director. Track the output of the picture on DVD and buy more, so you can find a simple way how to make the relationship better with your loved one. Boys most of all like toys, and only then everything else. Besides, you look, and your favorite movies will start to fall.
Do not you always have the opportunity to say out loud how cool your boyfriend is? Use sign language for this. When you ride in a crowded elevator, touch it for ... Well, you better know why. If you're a modest girl and such an act seems too extreme for you, then just kiss your boyfriend on the cheek and whisper in his ear a couple of affectionate words. Believe me, he will be pleased that you are not ashamed of your feelings.
The myth that intimate procedures should be performed in private, came up with old Hollywood maidens who could no longer do epilation of the bikini zone in the presence of young gentlemen. You do not forget to gently rub his back, trim your mustache and beard - nothing so pleases the guy as the attention of a woman to his body.
Stop shouting "Again you eat scrambled eggs!" When he again eats eggs. Remember once and for all: the eggs are your allies. This is the fastest, easiest and cheapest way to make up for the protein, which is necessary for him, including man's, health. It is not worth repeating the fact that egg cholesterol is harmful to all doctors. Instead, boldly cook his favorite men's dish. You certainly have it better.
If you think that loving sweet is exclusively a woman's prerogative, you are deeply mistaken. You do not eat one and a half at a time at corporate parties. And he eats! Therefore, when preparing to meet with him, think about how to sweeten it. Only do not indulge his love for bars. Choose the most black chocolate, which contributes to the production of endorphins. This, in fact, happiness wrapped in foil.
It is not necessary to drag a guy to a disco if you want to dance. Dance at home and under his favorite music. He will be impressed, especially if you start waltzing under the new album "Metallica".
If your boyfriend likes to throw socks around the apartment, do not scold him for it, but create a "Party of scattered socks." In the store "All for 1 hryvnia" buy a bag of socks, and in the department of children's goods a small siren and a toy megaphone. Now undress! Attach the siren to your head, go into the room when he is watching TV and, scattering socks all over the room, chant: "You are greeted by the Socks Spreading Service!" This performance he will remember forever and will no longer throw socks!
Take for the rule of calling his parents, so you can learn how to make a relationship better with your loved one. Who, if not they, can tell you how to handle a man who looks like them like two drops of water. I give one hundred percent guarantee: your quarrels will end as soon as you pronounce the magic phrase "Well, I'll go, I'll call your mom." Do not forget: in any conflict the main thing is constructive!
Watching how your guy's muscles grow, sometimes you need it right during training.
Appear in the hall at the height of his training, and this day will be remembered for a long time. It's not even that the presence of a woman raises the strength of male athletes. It's just your first time coming to him for training. And the first is always remembered. Do not dare to go alone - take your girlfriend. Maybe she'll look after someone there for herself. And you feel good, and your friend benefits.
Guys love to pay attention just like girls, so when in the morning in the office he finds on your desk a signed postcard, consider that a romantic evening is provided for you. Although instead of cards it is better to send him a cutlet in Kiev and a salad.
Learn to understand the brands of expensive cars and alcoholic beverages. It takes a little time, but your remarks about the fact that Ardbeg is not as smoky as Lafrouge, despite the fact that many whiskey fans think so, and the suspension of Vaisman is as tough as at "Morgan", will cause prompt growth of your actions. After that, your relationship will definitely change!
Make a tattoo with his name. But choose a place that can only be viewed by him. The explosion of your guy's self-esteem is guaranteed! However, if I'm not sure that this is your last guy, do a temporary tattoo, or you'll have to get rid of the name of your beloved on your body, as Angelina Jolie and other hindsight stars had to do.
Download the upgrade of his favorite computer game. You do not know how to do this, ask a sysadmin. Come home earlier and at least pretend that you are trying to pass this new level. If he sees you playing a game he has not yet had time to play, you will become his idol. At least for a while.
Learn to repair the faucet. It is this procedure that most often makes the guys go crazy: many simply never did. Just do not you dare to take a screwdriver and pliers before returning home. Let first sign in his own inability to perform elementary male work. Well, you are entitled to a prize for this. Which, depends on the imagination of your boyfriend.
SMS is not the most romantic way of expressing feelings. A short message can be transmitted, for example, by a mirror. Buy a cheap lipstick specially for this case and write short letters to him. Just do not need to remind them that it's time to pay for utilities or go for a detergent. Glue your panties on the logo of his favorite football team on the day of the important match. Even if the players lose, you will definitely win. And in order to celebrate the victory, you do not have to wait until the match ends. Rummage in his parents' photo archive, find his children's photos and make them something like a thematic album, which is best viewed together during a romantic candlelight dinner.
Turn on his favorite song, sing it into the microphone, and then put the same melody on your voice. Ready to fill the track in its iPod and wait for the result. If he does not appreciate it, look for yourself more emotional guy. If you do not know how to use a music editor that allows you to reduce several audio tracks into one, you will have to take a few lessons in computer literacy. But it's worth it.
Take a picture! Only not with a girlfriend, for example, with his dog and put this photo in his wallet. When he digs in the wallet, he finds this photo and reads on the back "We miss you", he will shed tears, throw everything and go home. The main thing is that on this evening you do not plan a get-together with your girl-friends. Have a party. Only not for girls, but a real bachelor party. Invite all his friends, do not tell him, of course, not a word. And do not you dare leave when the boys get drunk. This is your idea, and you are a full participant of this event. The meeting of old friends organized by you is an excellent gift, plus you will have a great opportunity to listen to what he gossips about with his friends.
Buy a trip. Romantic! For two, of course. No, not in a travel agency, but at a railway station. Take the tickets to the suburban station one hour away, and from there, stomp on foot. It's cheap and angry. Do not forget that your relationship is like a television antenna: both strongly depend on the place in which to put them. Learn to pull yourself up and push yourself up on the uneven bars. Drag a guy for a walk and, passing by the playground, offer to compete. Even if you lose, your ability to perform these strength exercises will smash him on the spot.
Outside his head! Take me to the nearest airfield and carry out his old dream to jump with a parachute. Neutralize the resulting amount of adrenaline can only lasting sex.
Suggest to play your guy for striping cards. But bear in mind, your task is to make sure that he will win. If you do not understand what the meaning of this game, we explain: it's like a striptease, only more sophisticated.
Invite him to shoot the clip. Let him choose any song that you sing along, and capture the recording process on the video. Place the video on youtube.com and drop the link to his friends. They will say to him: "Nut, old man, give!" He will be satisfied.
If you want to arrange a family disassembly, let it take place in the form of a cream battle. Before picking up any painful question, prepare a couple of pots of cream and start each bombardment for each wrong answer. Disassembly must be completed in the bedroom, licking the cream from the victim's body.
Buy him and yourself something the same. Jackets and hats, for example. Now all of you will be perceived as one whole, and turn around after you. And men love it when they pay attention. When it's bad for him, do not send him to your friends, but at least once play the role of his drinking companion. Having dealt with the problems, you can play "crocodile", like Madonna in the movie "Gone". Do him a facial massage. He does not even imagine what a pleasure it is. You do not have to limit your face. Buy a pneumatic gun and stock up a big portrait of his boss. When your boyfriend comes home after a bribe from his superiors, give him a set of "Kill the Director."
If your guy regularly lingers at work, do not wait for him to return home. Take a taxi and go to him. There you will be able to play in the chief and the secretary without, so to speak, a break from production.
Give him something that can not be bought in a regular store. If he is interested in history, find a military cap of the Second World War, boxing - gloves with Klitschko's autograph. This good is full on the Internet auctions. Tie him a sweater. Or at least socks. He learns about your talent and will remember you, every time you put on this thing.
Find out what sites he reads during the working day, and start visiting the same resources, in the evening, discuss with him all the fun.
Ask him to teach you self-defense techniques. He will feel strong and responsible for you man.
On New Year's Eve, he invited him to congratulate his friends. In the costumes of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden! This evening you are guaranteed a lot of positive emotions.
Refuse to celebrate the 8th of March. Decisively, once and for all! On this occasion, he will want to arrange a party and will remember this at least on the eve of the Moscow Railway. So you will not have any more holidays, but the guy will be happy.
Do not throw away the extra photos that he did for the next embassy. Laminate them, attach them to earrings and put them on your ears. You will prove to him tact that you value them more diamonds.
Invite him to ride on the Ferris wheel, ask the mechanic for a modest reward to stop the attraction when your booth is at the top. Five minutes will be enough to make this day more memorable than Gagarin's first flight into space.
Start discussing the question of building your own house. Talks about a joint future create a kind of unity of souls, which is not at an early stage of acquaintance.
Give him a child. This brings together better than any "gift and closes the cracks in a relationship better than any glue. If it seems to you that for a child he is not yet mature, give him a dog. Let him train.
Write a poem about your tender relationship. Do not know how to write poetry? Do not worry! Discard all your SMS and emails on your computer. When they are typed enough, print out and make a book out of it. Such a gift is no worse than a volume of correspondence between Van Gogh and his brother, I swear!
And why do not you play it? Variants of the sea, starting with glued to the floor slippers and ending with the calls of his friends.
Now many sculptors make busts from photographs. It is worth it, but imagine the reaction of his boyfriend, who, after arriving at the dacha, will find there a real monument to himself!