The most natural desire of every decent girl, who has extracted a suitable man by hard work, is to grab him, drag him into a separate "mink" and enjoy the suffered happiness.
But the world is not without good people. One day in your love nest a phone call rings out like a bolt from the blue, and the sweet voice of your oldest, most soulful girlfriend utters a fatal phrase: "Honey, I have a birthday on Saturday." Be sure to come, or I'll be offended forever! There will be many interesting people ... "
Obviously, the jubilee of this famous party-goer will bring together all the first Moscow bitch, mad with boredom in the absence of fresh male faces and novels. And your Vasya will have to come in handy ... But to go, alas, it is necessary. It only remains to collect nerves in a fist and to prepare mentally for a meeting with the fatal individuals who are waiting for you at a party of friends.
The right of the mistress
Your main "enemy" is the hospitable mistress of the festival. Get rid of this "best friend" is almost impossible, it is practiced in discouraging your boyfriends from the kindergarten. In addition, today her holiday - there is a risk that she, like a feudal lord, will try to use the "right of the first night."
For your happiness, at this moment Vasya's seduction is not enough time for her. The duty of the mistress makes the girl-girl constantly distracted. The only thing that it is capable of is a meaningful look and a promising phrase: "You have been hiding from us for so long, Vasya ... I hope that now we will have the opportunity to get to know each other." These are the pipes! Henceforth this colored doll will not have the slightest chance of crossing with your "property"! Oh, you'll take care of this ...
Caution: vamp!
Real female vampas occur in nature approximately as often as white whales. And thank God. For they act on men like a boa constrictor on a rabbit. It is worth such a woman to lead an eyebrow - and the generals lose battles, the tsars renounce the throne, and millionaires blow their fortunes to the wind. It is impossible to resist its magnetism. She is a professional hunter for men's hearts. Moreover, he prefers that the gentlemen themselves pull out their insides, put them in crystal jars with golden caps and with tears of emotion they put it in her very extensive collection.
Trying to compete with it is the same as ramming a bulldozer for a children's scooter. It was only in the fairy tale that Gerda was able to take her Kai away from the Snow Queen. If your Vasya somehow interested the bored eater of men's hearts, it's better to forget about him. In any case, for the next few years. It is possible that after Vamp has been enjoying himself with his new toy, Vasya's skin will bring wind to your doorstep.
Take care of me ...
Often men fall on the touching faces of the orphanage, which look as if yesterday they miraculously escaped from the Gestapo torture chambers, and clothes were picked up in a garbage dump. In fact, this orphan is a pampered daughter of creative workers, emaciated by a tusovka way of life. And for the "dusty bags" in which her slender body is wrapped, the loving father has rolled off a fortune.
Generally, the orphans are not very interested. It is essentially an asexual being, the ideal product of an era of consumption. She cares only her own "coolest" person and the latest trends of avant-garde fashion. However, in the presence of the Orphan, one should not lose vigilance. The fact is that this tender creature usually does not move well on its own two, and, knowing this feature, prefers to travel in men's arms.
She does not want to take away your lover - most likely, she does not identify him or you at all. Insane crumbs really do not care who and where it will at the given moment entail. So just "shake off" Orphan with Vasya for some more suitable "porter" and calmly continue to have fun.
Carmen suite
Carmen is an unhappy victim of his own temperament. She falls passionately in love with her next choice, not caring at all that he can be someone's lover. Confronting the explosive sexuality of Carmen is very difficult. If it really "dismantled", it will do everything to stop your loved one at least for the night.
Attempts Carmen should be stopped immediately and decisively, until she managed to take Vasya by the throat and drag her into her cozy nest. Take him aside and explain that you are disgusting such vulgar people. Perhaps Vasya will accuse you of unjustified jealousy. Do not deny this caressing his vanity version, but at the same time try to inspire him with the idea of natural social snobbery: "Educated people do not allow themselves to flirt with such primitive creatures." It's unlikely that your Vasya knows that Carmen is a professor's daughter and a nominee for the Booker Prize. So, most likely, your little trick will work.
Shadow
Sometimes a woman comes into the company, looking at which you unmistakably guess the possible rival. It is interesting that such a person usually does not leave Vasya indifferent either. Five minutes after the presentation ceremony, he is already cute and laughs cheerfully, although he is usually quite reserved in dealing with strangers. Do not try to arrange a scene of jealousy - most likely, your lover simply does not understand what's wrong, and sincerely take offense at the "unfair" claims.
Humble: the beloved man met with the Shadow. Perhaps this woman reminds him of his mother in his youth, or she is the cast Svetka Sokolova, now living in the town of Sydney, or she ... In a word, there are countless options, and each of you will have to attend with understanding and understanding. By the way, it is likely that among them will meet and this: "Maybe you are, only younger ... We do not always know ourselves."
However, it will not be easier for you. Because fighting the ghosts of the past is the most ungrateful occupation. Here even the ghost hunters will not help.
And anyway, it's worth thinking about: why do you need a man looking to the past? If he is not able to resist the "attacks" of various shadows, let him nostalgic alone. And you will live in the present and confidently look to the future!
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