How to take revenge on your ex-husband

Husbands, like all our life, can be future, present and past. Future husbands - this is the prospect, available - stability, and the past - the passed stage with a storm of emotions and memories.

Although people have reached the heights of evolution, we usually solve common worldly problems at the level of emotions and natural instincts. That is why in the mind of many women who survived the divorce, the thought of how to take revenge on the former husband creeps in. In films everything does beautifully and irreproachably, as a result the offender is punished, the woman is the winner and there is nothing to complain about. But, it's only in films, unfortunately, life presents everything in other colors. The craving for revenge is quite normal, simply, someone can leave everything at the level of desire and imagination, and someone is ready to act, and at once and thoughtlessly. Especially this desire increases with the increase of accumulated resentment in cases when it seems that there is nothing more to lose.

There are a few old and proven options as you can take revenge on your ex-husband. But do not forget, revenge also needs a creative approach, only then it will be individual and unique, which means it will give you maximum pleasure, and do not forget to comply with the law.

Well, are we beginning to get hurt?

Thought first - practical.

The first thing that comes to mind in women with the phrase "to take revenge on the former" is an encroachment on the most expensive. Of course, this is a machine, a job or a computer. Let's start in the first - this car. Turn a car into a pile of scrap metal with a bit is not necessary, although the process itself will give you a lot of fun, and allow you to throw out all the accumulated negative energy. You can just slightly adjust the color, or arrange a bird feeder on the hood. In which case, everything can be attributed to hooligans, or a caring grandmother-neighbor. So revenge is committed and there is not much damage.

The second point by which you can take revenge on your ex-husband is his work. If you have access to his working email, and at least one compromising photo, share this merry memory with his colleagues, believe me, this gesture will be appreciated. You can also just send him a conciliatory postcard, with a kind sweet virus, even if not harmful. In either case, the workflow will be disrupted.

The third item from the list of favorite things is a computer. Usually for him, men spend most of their free time. Here, the previously mentioned virus can also help, or just delete your favorite game in parting, in which it reached such a hard time almost to the final level. A former husband will hardly like such a surprise.

The second thought is creative.

And do not we encroach on another holy man - their wardrobe. It's not true that men pay less attention to their appearance than women, it's another matter how they do it and they admit it. During the time spent together, you, of course, contributed to the filling of the cloakroom husband with new things. Now is the time to extract them from there. The simple damage of this kind of property is banal and not interesting, manifest your imagination and creativity. Surely he will be very surprised to find on his couch a new pillow or when he sees a bright rug in the toilet. And imagine his surprise if all these items will be made from a designer shirt, a favorite jacket and a new tie? But you tried with all your soul.

The third thought is provocative.

To accomplish this insidious plan should pay tribute to the invention of mobile communications. Place the questionnaire, your, once-beloved husband on a dating site with a tempting offer that will be addressed not only to women. Or let him sell his property on the sites with ads on the sale of things. Of course the prices will be very attractive. Yes, by the way do not forget to indicate all possible phone numbers, including mobile, home and work. Your ex-husband will be incredibly happy with such abundant attention.

Some women decide to write the whole truth in LiveJournal, supplement it with photos and expose them to a public court. This, of course, is also an option, but in this case you will have to describe your behavior, as well as both are guilty of quarreling. So it's better not to expose yourself.

Thought is the fourth, insidious.

Many people read the story of a nice lady who, after leaving home after the divorce, decided to have a festive dinner. And plenty of prawns, lavishly poured their remains into a tubular cornice. Removing the traces of the crime, she immediately moved out. But after a while, I successfully bought my house back, and at a fairly low price. The reason for this was the terrible smell that appeared in the house, as her husband thought, from nowhere. That's why he and his new wife decided to move out. And since the house - a stink, no one wants to buy, had to sell it to the only willing, at the price that she herself appointed. The most amusing thing in this story is that soon the ex-wife stood on the threshold of her house, and watched as the workers moved the same old cornice to the new husband's house.

So, dear ladies, this is information for you to think about.

Thought is the fifth, proven.

Drawing a man of material damage of course revenge is good, but it can rather be compared with shallow dirty tricks. If you really want to take revenge on your ex-husband - touch his vanity. All men are confident that after their departure, you simply must first long time to be killed, crying and praying to return, and then disappointed in life and under the motto "and do not get the same to anybody", go into nuns. It will be extremely surprising to him to see you completely happy, cheerful and not thinking about him. If in addition you have a new boyfriend, the effect will surpass all your expectations. First, it will help you realize that the whole life is ahead, and that you are still as attractive as before. Secondly, this order of things will force your ex-husband to think about the correctness of his actions and assess who he lost.

So lovely ladies, how to take revenge, and whether to take revenge at all - you decide. The main thing is do it with dignity.