When we make love, it seems to us that in this world no one but us two exists. The only problem is that the world sometimes thinks otherwise. And now you merge into ecstasy, and then a third character appears (or, worse, characters), looks at you in a daze, and then starts to giggle, swear or even fight, catching on hot.
Children. It all depends on the age of the child. Up to 3 years: we are very happy when our children begin to take the first steps, at first not taking into account that the steps of the children can do and at a completely inopportune moment. For example, in the middle of the night. You think that the baby is flying in the dream, which means it is growing, and the baby, meanwhile, is walking around the bedroom, which means that everything sees. To sound an alarm it is not necessary, if he catches you on hot. The child will forget everything, and you will not bring any terrible psychological trauma to him. Unless, of course, you did not just yell, like cut. Up to 8 years: the child is already perfectly aware and, importantly, is terribly interested in how girls differ from boys. And they understand that something interesting is hidden from him. What do you need to do if you are caught in a hot place? So, it's time to stop fooling your child with nonsense, like "Daddy-mummy cell once met and in general - cabbage with a stork". What should be done if you are caught at a hot place?
Talk to the child. But if the language does not turn, download from the Web a book "Where I came from." There's a good language and pictures. At the same time you will learn and read. Up to 13-15 years: a person already knows everything, and understands perfectly well that mom and dad also do it. So, in a piquant situation, you just have to say: "You have to knock, dear." Then wait until the child has retired, calmly finish his business, and giggle in the evening with the three of them. Older: tell him, let him not climb with his advice - Mom and Dad will understand themselves, not small. Parents. Horror, yes? Yes, but still need to taxi. Your parents. I must say: "Mom, dad, this is Vasya, we'll leave in a minute." And get out. And be prepared for things that parents will not understand. They are not morally ready for the fact that their little girl Vasya is poking something. Parents need to understand, so you, be good, understand them. They will humble themselves. Well, if Vasya comes out, corrects the bubble and asks for your hand, they'll get over it much quicker. And Vasya - Respect.
His parents. This is quite bad. You can say: "Hello, my name is Masha, Vasya and I were resting together in the camp." But you must be prepared for the fact that his parents will find you extremely frivolous, and you will have to break this stereotype for years. But we are not looking for easy ways. Chief. There are options.
So, if it was ... At a corporate party, then you can get off with a joke, that, they say, now you are directly in this wardrobe strengthening corporate solidarity. The boss is also a person. If the boss is a normal person, he will understand. He, believe me, is not without sin. ... In the office, during working hours, you can cheerfully write a statement "on your own". Sex in the workplace during working hours is not approved even by the most humane corporate rules, and this blatant injustice, good for a stapler, is not devoid of common sense.
The spouses. Oh. Well, are you, in fact? If you ... found your husband: you'll have to bury your lover, which is troublesome. Has got on hot his (its) spouse: you should buy a wig because will grow not soon. But seriously, the reasons that push us to adultery, we have to understand in more detail, but for now only one thing - if you do this, then at least take all the precautions to avoid hurting other people.