If your friend has a pet.
Ask your friend "breeder" if he already made a passport for his pet. He, of course, is indignant, what kind of passport? You boldly assert that this is another stupidity of our authorities. Ostensibly because of frequent epidemics (for example, avian flu), all animals must necessarily be subject to census and registration, but their owners are obliged to have passports on them, in which various data must be indicated. And the most important thing here is a photograph of an animal measuring 3 by 4. In other words, a standard photo for documents. By the way, make an emphasis on the fact that all photographic studios in the city are already aware of this order and they, absolutely, will not be surprised to their four-chelated client and for a sweet soul will make his photo. By the way, it's very good, if you also have a pet. You can say that as soon as I heard about this law, I immediately handed over the documents of my pet to the passport office, having previously photographed it. Emphasize that if this requirement is not met, the veterinary police (this service has recently been formed to meet European standards) now has the full right to penalize if the animal does not have a passport. So, in the absence of such a passport, the owner of the pet is fined (this is for the first time), and then he may lose his chityrelchagogo friend, who will be seized by the same vicious police. And more, add that in the near future such similar documents will have to be made out even for aquarium fish and small parakeets. It is very important, when you will acquaint your friend with this information, create an agitated and indignant look for maximum likelihood. Here you can even concentrate on the fact that you yourself are outraged by this law and the authorities simply have nothing to do, and they introduce not laws, but complete disgrace. Believe me, if you correctly submit this information - this will be the most fun, witty and best rally of a friend.
If your friend works with you .
So, your best friend, plus everything, is also your colleague. You have all the cards in hand. One day you approach him and announce that in the near future the company's management, where you work, plans to arrange a special training for the staff to properly rally the team, turning it into one big family. At this training there will be a lot of interesting techniques and unconventional competitive programs, and in the finals will be offered "informal" communication. In other words, group sex. Of course, on a voluntary basis and with the use of contraception. You can always refuse. But this will mean that the person who refused does not want to neglect the conditions for the sake of a common goal. To dismiss, they say, no one will, but on a further career this may be reflected. By the way, say that before the beginning of this training, everyone will sign an agreement on the non-disclosure of his terms, and the one who will neglect it will receive a fine. So no one will know, and if it does happen, a certificate is provided that everything happened exclusively for production purposes.
Your friend is a business partner .
If your best friend, in addition to this status, is also your business partner, then read the following. The draw is that you let the legend that co-owners of your firm insist on holding a special tender among partners to identify the best of them. The "best" of them will receive a bonus (depends on the type of the organization's activities). To do this, your friend-partner needs to write a report on the proposed topic about the introduction of his place in the development of all mankind as a whole and the strategy of action for the next 50 years ... By the way, you can come up with the name, the main essence of this drawing, that it was cosmic scale and your friend he wrote. Do not say that, and a rally for a friend is really fun.
Drawing for a friend-neighbor .
If your friend lives next to you, and, moreover, he takes an active part in social activities to play it even easier. For example, tell him that the communal workers are preparing for the reform and are conducting an experimental action, called, for example, "I love my house! ". Anyone can take part in it. To do this, everything is enough to come up with an original slogan and submit it to the passport desk at the place of residence. For example: "My house is my fortress ...". The winner of the competition receives a cash award and the honorary title of "Best Lodger" (by the way, you can think of a prize yourself). Emphasize that he himself recently learned about this and all because of the fact that the population does not know how to inform in time. But, nevertheless, you also want to compete for the main prize - it will certainly help your friend get into the excitement. By the way, you can come up with such slogans. This is laughter!
The best rally for a best friend !
If you have a purely friendly relationship with your friend, then the next scenario is for you. The main thing that your friend was a logical person. So, you tell him that you are very concerned, for example, a neighbor. And it's very softly said that it pestered, she just wants to spoil your whole life. And you firmly decided to end this once and for all, literally. And there is no one else to turn to, except to him. You understand that this is a dangerous game, but otherwise you can not, in addition, you have already thought about everything. But there is one problem - this is confirmation of your alibi. In which cases, of course. The main thing here is to put emphasis on what you do not insist, but it would be nice if he helped, and if he refuses, you will not become angry. If he is categorical, invite him to take this conversation for a joke. Imagine how fun it will be if after such serious words you admit that it was a joke! It will be especially cheerful if, even after your recognition that this is a rally, he will still think that you brought everything to a joke, although he offered it quite seriously. Here's to you the best script for the friend, which will make you laugh both!