Sigmund Freud argued that all the great discoveries in the world are committed in the name of sex. The theory, of course, is controversial, but here's a strange coincidence: the first person making love in the sky was Lawrence Sperry, the inventor of the autopilot. The glory of the sex pilot Sperry won in November 1916, when the airplane on which he and his student were, was wrecked. Fortunately, both were still alive, but the rescuers arrived and found them completely naked.
Now, when all airlines strictly monitor compliance with safety regulations, sex on the plane is accessible to the most enterprising: to achieve the goal you need to put the stewardess and paranoid passengers to sleep.
Brave people will find useful descriptions of the main obstacles and tips to help them get around.
Obstacle: passengers
These restless look around and constantly go to the toilet. Seriously, if you look closely, the toilet in the planes is almost always busy, because everyone in the air is bored and drinks a lot.
But if you choose a suitable flight (for example, across the Atlantic) and have enough patience, sooner or later even the most active passengers will fall asleep, and you will enjoy extreme sex, charms and dangers with a partner. By the way, it is advisable to prepare for the "special operation" at the airport: when registering, ask for places closer to the aisle, then you will not have to disturb the sleeping neighbors.
If suddenly someone in the cabin does not lose vigilance, try to picture a slight malaise and ask the boyfriend to take you to the toilet. The main thing, on the way back, do not forget to take the appearance of an uncomfortable again, or at least not give yourself away with a satisfied smile.
You can experiment and, without leaving your seats, but only in the event that you sit in the back rows, fly at night, and the cabin is filled, only a third. The most important thing is that there are no children in the cabin! If an adult, when the booth is occupied, is able to tolerate, at least out of courtesy, the child will burst until he opens the door to him.
Stewards do not doze! But if for the proud title of "Ten thousandth" you and your loved one are ready to sacrifice dinner, then as soon as there are stewardesses with a trolley crossing the passage at the beginning of the passage, go ahead! For you it is almost the only safe chance, because in the next half an hour the crew will be busy with the service, and the passengers - with the absorption of food, and nobody will care for you.
But suppose the option "sex for lunch" did not work, do not worry, before the staff you can always play the same performance as for the passengers - you feel bad, and the boyfriend helps you. The same can be tried to explain if you are still caught in the booth alone. Only in any scenario, act quickly, no more than 15 minutes: otherwise locked doors can cause serious suspicions and even fears.
Toilets in airplanes are small, so the choice of positions is small and directly depends on your growth and growth of the partner. If the complex allows you to straighten up, try to stand in front of the washstand, and let the partner go behind (perhaps this is the most convenient option). As an alternative, we suggest: stand face to your MCH, and put one foot on the toilet bowl. Just do not forget to check if the lid is closed!
If standing you do not fit (or suddenly the plane got into the zone of turbulence), then put the partner on the lid of the toilet and direct the process from the position "you're on top". Check whether your weight will withstand the washstand or changing table, it's not worth it: they've already checked-they can not stand it!
By the way, once again about the preparation: do not forget to wear a skirt! With trousers in the conditions of such a limited space, you just can not do it quickly.