The men themselves are sure that all the representatives of the strong half of humanity would suffer the fate of dinosaurs, if there were no women next to them. And the point here is not at all that two individuals of different sex are needed for reproduction. Just men would die with boredom. Let's talk about how we decorate the life of men and make it brighter from the point of view of men themselves.
We are great in themselves
Men are sure that in no one - even the most expensive and candid dress, we do not look so sexy, like ... without it! Whether this corresponds to our figure standards or whether it has a couple of extra pounds - it does not matter. Our delicate skin like silk, our enticing lips, pushing our thoughts about sin, our smooth curves ... Painters like Botticelli and da Vinci understood this well, that's why only women used them as muses for them. So then girls, do not be shy about your forms and "imperfect" figures, for your man you are still ideal!
We simulate an orgasm with just one goal: that men do not feel defective
Of course, sex should be a mutually agreeable affair. No one argues. But sometimes the universe takes up arms against us, and somehow does not reach a joint happy end. What would men do if women played fair? Did not bring me to orgasm - get your portion of negative? They would probably have immediately purchased an annual subscription to a therapist, because a man who does not give a woman pleasure, feels like a knockout fighter. To re-enter the ring, he needs to undergo a rehabilitation course. The male ego is a house of cards, which you do not even need to blow, so that it collapses. Yes, we ourselves know, and therefore sometimes do not hesitate to moan so that all neighbors hear, even if the man himself in bed is not very.
Women at the same time careerists, daring mistresses and caring mothers
Men admire how cleverly we manage to combine several roles! Painting nails on my feet, chatting with a friend on the phone about yesterday's meeting, is, of course, also a mega-circle for them, but not so much. For the fact that we can be both a businesswoman and a geisha, men are ready to forgive us a lot. They do not like this! At a particular moment in time, a man is able to think only of one thing. Go to the bakery for bread and do not forget to buy low-fat yogurt - for them the mission is difficult to perform!
We let them be heroes
A man can be compared to a cockatoo that lives in a pet shop around the corner. It is worthwhile for some of the visitors to show interest in this bird, as it begins to roar, like an angry lion. Men also want to seem more than they really are: to be not just another ordinary clerical rat among the three billion clerical rats. Therefore, as a child, they were read by comics about supermen, while we were studying Murzilka, and so they still love stories about heroes with superpowers, whereas we have long switched to glossy magazines and the IKEA catalog. We know that it is so important for them to feel important, and we give them this gratuitous gift ... For example, when we ask to open canned peas, thereby saving dinner. When, after sex, we embrace them the way children - Meeki-Mouse, to feel safe. When we propose to fix this hellish device - a knee, so that in our apartment there would not be a worldwide flood. When helpless we stand in front of a window with a bag of your dreams, which is still in the clutches of malicious businessmen. And also because we let them carry the cart in the store. And the men naively think that they are driving the situation. Although in fact we could do it all at least not worse. But why put everything on their fragile shoulders? And so we are in the male eyes - the princess!
Thanks to us, men look immaculately
Men understand fashion trends as well as the Bengal tigers in blowing out Murano glass. That's why men's departments in boutiques are invariably smaller than women's - otherwise they would get lost among clothes. Well, or lose consciousness from excessive zeal. They have no idea what things are going to happen to them. And having gathered to buy something new, they start frantically looking for themselves an example to follow. If Duane "Rock" Johnson smoothes out stunningly in the pink top, the men joyfully acquire the same, ignoring the fact that the star of the militants has dark skin and pronounced musculature, and they are as pale as a non-roasted toast and folded in half under the weight of the grandmother's chest. To all other things, the doctrine of colors (which shades fit well with each other) is as alien to men as Sanskrit. But then women come to the aid of men! Without us, men would probably wear green socks under yellow trousers, wore old stretched sweaters and would not know why an iron is needed.
Women help men grow up
Women are much wiser than men. We would never glue toilet paper on a neighbor's car just because he put the car in our place and would not wear a T-shirt with the inscription "This belly is not from beer, but for him." And the men - yes, that's why we need them. We are a living example of the fact that adult life can be classy, that a quiet dinner at home is more fun than fighting with napkin balls in McDonald's. We make men move on.
Women listen and understand men
The fact that men can speak beautifully does not cause any doubt. John F. Kennedy's famous speech "I am a Berliner", Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" and Obama's call for change are excellent examples. However, it is worthwhile for men to be in the company of their own kind, as they immediately lose their gift of speech, and the intimate conversation quickly turns into a night of sharing beer. We women are different ... We can always come with our problems. We need only one glance to understand what men are worried about, and if we do not know what, we are not afraid to clarify. We ask questions not out of politeness, but because we are really interested. You can chat with us for hours, and we never try to pull the blanket over. Psychology - our horse, while men in this do not know anything.
Men are fascinated by our mystery
Men really do not understand why we spend hours shopping and try on only those shoes that we can not afford. Or why do we say, "Do not worry, it's okay, of course, go!" When men ask us for permission to meet with their former, although the very fact of its existence spoils our mood. "Sigmund Freud once confessed:" The question to which I never found an answer for three years studying the subtle female soul, - "What does the weaker sex want?". We are so mysterious for them ... And therefore they never get bored with us. Our mystery is a challenge for them, like Sudoku or the mountain stage of the Tour de France. And men adore difficulties. If women were just as simple as men, Sigmund Freud would quickly lose his job, and the representatives of the stronger sex would have nothing to chat with a friend in the bar in the evenings!