Laughter be
For sex to remain interesting, it must be fun! Laughter helps to relax, unites (we laugh at something over the same) and liberates ... Sex, in fact, does the same. And if you combine them, you can get a double portion of endorphins. So add some laughter under the blanket, and happiness is assured. Remember how you used to giggle, considering bizarre sexual poses in books. They seemed so ridiculous and ridiculous to you.
So laugh at the absurdity of these or other acrobatic tricks in the horizontal plane along with the MCH for the basic rules of safe sex. Or better yet, play in "Twister" - together. Under the blanket, you can play hide-and-seek, feel, define this or that part of the body, fight with pillows and tickle each other with feathers or other improvised means. The result of artistic research on your or his body in the form of emoticons and other funny pictures can be photographed and left to memory.
Pros: such bedtime entertainment helps to relax, relieve tension. And unrestrained laughter and fun even from the most inveterate egoist will make for a while a caring and gentle MCH. Cons: laughter with laughter, but fun is dangerous. If you constantly hoot in bed, making fun of his muscles (or lack of them), and laughing at his jokes about your cellulite, you risk turning from a sweet couple into just friends. Conclusion: use laughter as a "seasoning" or replace it with a prelude, but do not get too involved.
Saving laughter
Without a sense of humor, one can not live for the basic rules of safe sex. The ability to laugh at oneself helps always, including in bed, where at every step lies the danger of appearing ridiculous. Laughter helps to forget about problems. Did you fail to realize the conceived position you saw in your favorite melodrama? Pay attention to the game. Clumsiness is not a vice, but an excuse to find new solutions. And, of course, you can not do without laughter in a fiasco situation. It is better to cheer MCH with a joke, than to awkwardly remain silent. Pros: laughter perfectly relieves tension. And after the fifth unsuccessful attempt, daring to put on a condom is better to laugh and invite you to try to do something else, let the gum rest, than frenziedly try again and again. And of course, laughter is your best ally, if you were not in the most refined lingerie or forgot to make hair removal. In addition, laughter helps to get closer. And cute banter over the shortcomings of each other, which you initially removed the embarrassment, can become "codes" for a love foreplay.
Cons: joking should be skillful. If there is any doubt about the sense of humor, better not even try. Guys are only on the side of such strong and invulnerable, but in fact any, even if it seemed to you quite innocuous, a joke can for a long time discourage his desire to meet not only with you, but with other girls. Well, of course, do not mask the laughter with tears. If you are uncomfortable with the jokes of a guy and your laughter is more of a defensive reaction, be sure to say so. Just first make sure that his jokes are really offensive.
To leave jokes!
Never laugh at his attempts to make you feel good, do not make fun of men's abilities and sizes - this is the most painful place for the basic rules of safe sex.
Who argues that his face at the time of finding the very coveted point, or in an attempt to unfasten the bra, makes you seem to me the most tender feelings. Do not make fun of your ex! Only it seems that this should be flattered by the current passion, but in fact he will think that at some point the "ex" will also become, and then you will also laugh at him.
And yet, oddly enough, you should not laugh on a level ground, even if you remember something very funny. It's unlikely that you will prove MCH that you did not laugh at him, but if you prove it, he will be very offended anyway! After all, instead of enjoying what is happening, you think quite differently.
The most passionate fishes
There is a kind of ornamental fish, known as "kissing gourami". At these voluptuous persons a kiss can last as much as 25 minutes!
The most indecent library The older generation may resent the contents of the shelves of bookstores, but they hardly know that the most extensive collection of books about sex is contained in the Vatican Library. The collection has 25 000 volumes. The strangest bride in some parts of South India has still preserved the custom forbidding his younger brother to marry before the elder. That's why the tradition that deceives this custom is preserved: solemnly combine the marriage of the elder brother with a tree (well, or with the spirit living in the tree).
The most ridiculous contraception The absolute record holder for extravagant methods of contraception can be considered the Greek physician Soran. He suggested the following: "A woman, when a man has a sperm ejection, should hold his breath and deviate a little, then immediately get up, immediately squat and in such a position to sleep."