Incredible paradoxes of man's nature

All men, regardless of age, social status, education, interests and activities, behave identically when they do not understand the behavior of women - they give out to the audience: "Women's logic!". This is the logic they interpret in different ways: stupidity, limitation, lack of logic, phenomenon, paradox, paranormal phenomenon and even psychological weapons. For unknown reasons, it is commonly believed that men - the creation of thoughtful, rational, clear and specific, logical and simply - normal. About the incidents of women's logic compose poetry and anecdotes, but strangeness in the behavior of men no one seems to notice. In order for justice to triumph, we will tell you about the incredible paradoxes of man's nature. Paradox 1: The Defender
A man by nature is a defender. Its function is to protect, protect, first, its family, and secondly, its motherland and fatherland. Why, then, do they avoid service in the army by all the truths and crooks? Previously, they were proud of saying: "I served!", And now: "May God save, what army?".

Paradox 2: About betrayal
If a woman has changed a man - it's a collapse, a tragedy, a nightmare-scandal. Women's treason - unpardonable, unacceptable, in the opinion of a strong half of humanity. If a man has changed, then this is due to the scientific theories of Darwin himself, the biology of a male, supported by the treatises of Sigmund Freud himself, and in general, why should one get stuck on it, because he still loves you and the one and only you? In the company of men themselves - this is an occasion for pride.

Paradox 3: He is macho, and she is ... ..
A man who has had many women, one that is popular with the opposite sex, changes partners, like socks - this is macho. His friends try to imitate him, learn the wisdom and art of seduction, he is a hero. Why then a woman who has a rich experience of relationships with the male sex, one that strangers pay attention to and she is not alone is a woman of easy virtue, profurseet and another non-literary word of five letters?

Paradox 4: Resolute
A man very often trusts the opinion of his friends, sometimes without their approval-permission to do something is almost impossible. Most likely, they also choose each other as a companion of life in chorus, such a production meeting in the bathhouse or a glass of beer in the bar. After talking with friends, a man can return with a "changed consciousness." How else to understand that after their collective rest your joint plans for vacation cardinally change, and for the coming weekend you do not go to an Italian restaurant, instead - a new sports bar. Both funny and sad at the same time.

Paradox 5: Memorable
It turns out that a strong sex has a very weak memory, as it tends to forget the significant dates that have passed and the upcoming events. It happens that they confuse the facts in time, but with confidence more than 100% prove to you how and when everything actually happened. They do not remember how they returned home in the morning after a corporate party, but they will clearly name what you put on when you went to a hen party. Selective sclerosis, however.

Paradox 6: Telephone
When you can not get through to the man for a long time, start worrying about where he is and what happened, and then all the same dial, then you hear this: "I was busy, important things. And there's nothing to worry about here! "But you do not have to answer the call, it does not matter if you were in the bathroom or at a business meeting, he will say:" Why do not you pick up the phone? Than such a serious busy? ". Conclusion: women do not have cases.

Paradox 7: Critical
A man-critic by nature, and how he likes to criticize women! Here only criticism, in his understanding, is one-sided: "I criticize and you do not." May force and endurance come to the one who dares to criticize his man.

Paradox 8: The Truthful
Children are beautiful, they are flowers of life and our future. In children, men like the process of their conception most of all.

The list goes on and on, the important thing is that we can not do without each other. It is important to be able to love not dignity, but shortcomings in a person, and not try to change anything - it's selfish.

Remember, it is our unpredictability, difference and uniqueness that make the world multifaceted and interesting, bright and natural.