1. The wife is domesticated. Pretty manual type of man. Quietly goes to work, eating that put, drink that pour. Well performs the command "place" and "to me." He wears home his salary, he is inclined to instill zanacheks in secluded places. From clothes prefers family cowards with blisters on their knees. Intimacy fears, although secretly dreams. Public places are afraid. In bed, modest, Nordic, and often comes to orgasm in the process of undressing. As a lover is absolutely unfit.
2. A wife is a hooligan. At home, it's quiet and subdued. Outside the house is free, talkative, impudent. He dresses defiantly, loves pink shirts and green ties.
From cultural events he prefers pivnushki and inexpensive restaurants with an orchestra. She loves to talk about herself. In the stories it looks like a cross between James Bond and a juvenile criminal. Takes all the weaker oneself. For a divorce of his own will never go. In an intimate relationship, I'm afraid and not sure. He is afraid to undress in the light. Gives his member pet names. Satisfy a woman is almost not capable, but loves to steal underwear for memory. Stolen hides in a plastic bag and stores in the trunk under the spare.
3. A married dude. He walks with a gogol. Looks directly. At home, slavishly slavish. He treats vodka with contempt, but proudly drinks a disgusting cheap whiskey, accompanying with a boring story, with what dangers a familiar diplomat stole for him personally this bottle from the canteen of the CIA nuclear bunker. At the cultural events he walks willingly, but all the time he looks around, for fear of meeting his acquaintances. In bed, talkative. The Kama Sutra can retell for hours, tries to make love in unthinkable poses, suffers a fiasco. Then he looks at his watch and runs home, promising next time to tell why this time nothing happened.
4. Divorced-ordinary. Gray saddled suit, unclean shoes, alimony, work at NIIFUYA, a flat in a hruschobe or a room in a communal apartment. Outings to the public can not stand for reasons of economy. She looks at all women with a dull look, afraid to get in the face. Having drunk, getting out of the way, spreading his paws, suggests going to his room. At home is lost. He tries to feed the guest with dried sprats and give them a nasty nutmeg. Without undressing, she puts the woman on the sofa, ignoring any caresses immediately climbs under the dress. In case of refusal, he fouls badly, in case of consent he is lost and does not know how to behave further. In an intimate life, he falls asleep and falls asleep before you realize that he had had a lightning-fast sexual intercourse.
5. A divorced businessman. Imposing. A clock under Rolex, a ring on a little finger, a two-three-room apartment. Loves cultural events such as exhibitions and presentations. Outwardly similar to a gentleman. The lady wears on her arm like a watch - so everyone sees and envies. She treats a woman with slight disdain, depicting a jigit. Easily makes promises that never fulfill. He prefers to talk about sex not with a partner, but with friends in a sauna. In bed, lazy, waiting for the service on the program of your favorite porn. Likes to ask non-tactical questions about the small physical defects of the partner, terribly fun if she is embarrassed. Offended if they tell him that he is no different from others of the same.
6. Divorced programmer. Unites in itself incompatible qualities. Lazy, bustling, imposing, untidy, inattentive, focused. There are no favorite clothes. And no other clothes, either. Only the one that is on it. He lives near the computer. On cultural events goes to the Internet. The person neither the former wife, nor children, nor the mistress remembers. It can easily be called Katya-Zyama, Olya-Zaikoy_shtovichkom. It remembers well the IP and ports, but can not remember a simple phone number. About the intimate life I read on the Internet. In bed does not happen. If you want something from him to achieve - rape him, without spending extra words.
7. A bachelor is ordinary. She dresses lightly, but she is clean, because she still lives with her parents. Calm down. Without objections he goes to the theaters, but during the action he either yawns or reads the program. In the intermission quickly reaches the buffet, in the finals to the hanger. He does not go on dates during working hours. Caring can be long and aimless. During his courtship, you can painlessly change a dozen lovers, he will not even notice. Intimate relationships are possible only in your apartment. The prelude always begins with setting the alarm for the morning. After sex, he likes to sit in the kitchen in his underpants with tea and a cigarette, talk about rehashing domestic and foreign policy.
8. Bachelor is cool. A wheelbarrow, a hut, a brother, a heifer, a hanging, a break, a loot, a booze, a sauna. This type of man calls a date - the arrow, the monthly type - the wiring, the unfamiliar - the loaches. From cultural events, he prefers those where you can bang and poke into complete isolation. Cheerful and gay. He does not disdain to use the little boughs of his brothers, and he gives his rent without mental torment. In bed, cheeky, willingly shares his memories of past mistresses and adventures. She is engaged in sex as she drinks and eats - energetically, until she is completely cut off.
9. A bachelor is an intellectual. Cares as in the 19th century. Flowers, sweets, "how do you like to face," "please," "you do not mind if I". And just as long. Dresses exquisitely, a long raincoat, a silk scarf, kid gloves, an umbrella-cane. The cultural event is his credo. Philharmonic, Opening Day, Chapel. A soulful face, eyes closed, lips trembling with admiration, you do not see until the final chord. Then he leans to his ear and whispers: "It was divine." As a gift brings the rare edition of "Celtic Chronicles" in Latin. Before the intimate relationship comes rarely. If it does, then the partner falls asleep even before he finishes out loud admiring her divine body.