It was evening, and when I came home from work, I sighed with relief. How I loved my apartment. With a warm glance at the bedroom of my two-room treasure, I jumped into the shower. After spending about half an hour in the shower cubicle, I finally washed off all the office dust and dirt. Wrapped in a large terry towel, I hurried to the fridge. Yes, it was 18:00, and what ?! Not all women adhere to this rule, so I can! Just filled my mouth with holy food, when the phone rang. At this time and on the home phone could only call one person - Yana, my friend.
"Ago?" - I said, chewing food.
- Aah, hamster, again after six in the refrigerator sticking out? - Vigorously said a cheerful voice named Yana. - At least I would chew first, and then I would go up to the tube! Said the same voice reproachfully.
"Ian, I know it's you!" Besides you, no one is calling my home phone. And I did not turn off the phone just for you. Everyone has been using cell phones for a long time! Do you know what it is?
- Yes, yes, in the course. Do you know who I was with yesterday evening?
- Of course not. And with whom ?!
- With the chief ...
"With whose?"
- Well, with my course!
- And? How did everything go?
- Oh, it's amazing! First we went to a restaurant, then walked in the park, and then we kissed by the lake, and then ...
- Stop! - I interrupted. "Do not go on!" You slept with him!
- Neet, then we went to his house, then we drank a bottle of French wine, and only then we slept with him ....
- What's the difference, then? All the same, the result is the same! How can you so ah? To sleep with all indiscriminately ???
- He is cool!!! He's so handsome, rich, he has a huge apartment, and he's riding a steep wheelbarrow! He's cool!
Hmm ... you only look at these criteria! I mumbled in vexation.
- And what else to watch something ?!
- And then no more look at that ?! The character, the mind, the intellect, you have to look at everything!
"You know, since he has all this, it means that he has everything you've listed!" You know what he told me?
- What?
- That I am the best employee in his office!
"I bet he says this to every employee he wants to drag into his expensive bed!" I'm sure he slept not only with you from the office!
"Well, he used to say such words to me!" He knows what he told me ?!
- I do not know and I do not want to know! - I interrupted her.
- Ah well?! Yes, I know you better than men ... - Yana would start, and then I was seized by anger.
- Look, since you slept with a lot of men in the city and beyond, than I do, it does not mean that you know better about men! Since I do not sleep with everyone, as you do not mean that I do not understand them! I understand, because I do not sleep with everyone who will invite me to a restaurant! - I broke into a verbal diarrhea, telling her everything, I hung up.
I did not know if I would regret what had been said after, but now these words have finished me off. How can you be so naive, I do not understand. To believe men was too much for me. After all it is already proved, and not by one woman, that it is absolutely impossible for men to believe!
I do not know why, but women usually do not learn until they burn themselves. As in the saying "the smart learns from other people's mistakes, but the stupid on his own," and it's not for nothing that women are called fools.
But after all, there is something that is intelligent, which for years has learned from other people's mistakes, when something burns and will hurt. The law of life, no matter how much you fear what you are afraid of, and would think that this will not happen to you, but, ultimately, it will happen. And some people are burned all their life and so do not learn anything, for example, like my Yana. Everyone thinks about how special.
While I was thinking while chewing the last sandwich, the phone rang. With horror in my thoughts, I went to the phone. Knowing the character of Yana, I assumed that there will be cries in my ear that the whole world is not right and that only she is right, and that who I am is to interfere with her life. But she knew full well that I'm her friend and I do not want evil for her. How many times she suffered from her stupidity. And all will not learn, probably, so it will be burned and will not learn anything.
"Yes ..." I vomited angrily.
"Hello ..." Yana's voice was embarrassed.
-We've already said hello. Did you want to add something else?
"I'm sorry." She whispered softly, very softly.
- What? I can not hear! Speak more loudly!
- Sorry! She said louder.
- Even louder! - I demanded everything.
- Sorry Sorry sorry! Yelled Yana. "I'm sorry, I was wrong." And you're right. I'm stupid ... I know ... and what do I do now? Yana whined.
- Start thinking like an adult!
- How?
- To start growing up. And then we'll talk.
- How?
-Is it really hot? Stop to start sleeping with everyone in a row! - I could not stand it and yelled into the phone.
-Sorry…
- I'm tired of you crying after every break! Tell me, why do you need this boss? " You that little men? How much work have you changed because of your novels with your superiors ?! You do not think at all!
- Honestly, I will not do it again! I swear!
- Leopard change his spots…
- What are you doing ?! What grave ??? I still want to live! - Yana was frightened.
"Okay, your life is your rule." Live as you want. I will not interfere more. And if the boss throws you, do not cry, did you understand? And if you decide to dump this work, then you will have to fall out of the country! Because I will not forgive you for this.
"I understand, okay, bye."
- Till.
The morning came. The sun shone directly into the window, reflected in the mirror and shooting at me and on the bed of sunny rabbits. I love autumn, when it's not so hot, and it's not cold. Good weather promised a good weekend. I still did not know how to spend the weekend, but something suggested that it would be awesome.
After I put myself in a divine appearance, I closed the apartment door on the other side, and went for adventure to my favorite beauty salon. Well, that there is no guy, but there are beauty salons. Every weekend, a face mask and facial massage, a manicure and a pedicure. I did not have time to reach it, as the phone crackled in the bag.
- Hello?
- What are you doing?
- Aah ... you finally learned to use mobile phones ?! I go to my beauty salon. And you?
"I have an offer for you!"
-What?
-State importance! Today the boss plans to go out into the country with me and with friends, he wants me to take you!
- What? Right and said that ?? - I expressed surprise.
- Well, he said that I would take a friend!
- And in honor of what departure to nature then?
- Autumn!
- In what time?
"We'll pick you up."
- Okay. I will wait! - With these words I hung up and went into the sacred place for me.
After I got out of the salon, which worked wonders, the phone crackled again. Of course, she was on the line!
- Are you ready? In twenty minutes we will!
- Yes Yes! And is anything required of me ???
- No, nothing is needed, everything is ready, get ready and wait. By the way, try to look more decently. There will be free beautiful rich men!
"You just think about it!" - I threw the receiver and ran home.
Thank God, the salon was at home 200 meters away, and soon I was home. Only I had time to go home and close the door behind me, immediately the bell rang at the door. Opening the door, I saw the holy Jan.
"Well, ready?"
- Yeah.
- Then let's go !!! She shouted cheerfully.
And so, sitting in the car, I finally met with another super-male Yana. The man in fact was super, handsome, majestic, manly features, well dressed even when gathered in the forest. I thought such men died out with dinosaurs.
We did not go long, and when we arrived, I saw not at all a veil littered on the ground to organize a table, but in a small glade there were 12 white chairs and a large table, not wooden, of course, but plastic. The table was gorgeously laid. Here's how the rich eat and rest, only I could not understand why such a person went to nature to discuss a contract. After all, for such conversations, a good restaurant with a good cozy atmosphere is ideal. No, here too the situation is good, even very much, it is not for business meetings. Business I imagined was not so. And the nature goes only with friends.
When all arrived, the organizer of the campaign invited everyone to the table. Everything was delicious, but the conversations were boring, but not for them and not for Yana. I've regretted that I came here 50 times. While I ate, I managed to notice that the man who was sitting opposite me, cast a glance at me. The man was not bad, slender, well-groomed, black short-cropped hair, beautiful features, big brown eyes, with long eyelashes. His light shield made him even more adoring and sexy. He was in light jeans and in a black sweater, he was so black. When I caught his eye, he, embarrassed, quickly hid his eyes under the long eyelashes and merged into the conversation. I did not think that men can be so modest and shy, even funny.
When everyone stood up from the table, Ian ran up to me.
"Well, have you seen someone for yourself?"
- I have 100 times regretted! Boringly I never was!
"It's a job." And the men here are good.
"As always, about yours."
- By the way, that one does not take your eyes off you. That one, black one. In jeans and in a black jacket.
- I noticed. And he's nothing.
- Jan! Come here, please! - Here the super-man called.
"All right, I'll be back soon!" - Yanka threw me and galloped away.
Before she could get away, the man next to him was right there.
"Let me introduce myself, Yegor." I am Mikhail Ivanovich's deputy on financial matters. He took my hand and kissed her gallantly. It felt like we were at a ball of some kind, or restaurant, and not in nature.
- Very nice.
"I noticed you are boringly awful here ..."
"It's awful - it's said softly." To death. I can not wait to see how it all ends.
"Let me entertain you." - With these words we talked, and I felt that I no longer needed anyone. We talked about everything except finance and business, of course, I was having fun, and I did not want to leave at all. I wanted this evening to last forever.
It was already dark and cold, when all matters were discussed, all conversations were negotiated.
With the words "I'll call you", he raced off on his Mercedes. And I did not believe it, although I wanted it so. He made a good impression on me, except that my impression was spoiled about the male field.
"How is it with you?" - Yana crept silently.
"He's so wonderful ..."
- Ooooh, someone fell in love, it seems ...
- Did I say it out loud ??
At last I was at home, and every second I waited for his call. And as an evil, Yanka called me on the mobile, every half hour, to find out if he called.
- Can you call home? You already got me ... - I would have started, but suddenly I heard his velvet voice.
"I'm sorry that it's so late, have I interrupted you?"
"You'll forgive me." I thought that it was Yana again calling ... - I was embarrassed very much.
We talked for eternity, and I felt that I fell in love every second of a minute. He was so good that I forgot all my resentments and anger to the male sex. And yet, ideals are met, but each has its own ideal, and I found my own. By the way, Yana also found her ideal, it was a super-man. Finally, Yana has gotten it wrong, but I fell in love, but not a happy ending for this story ??? Of course happy end is good, because everything is good, that ends well. And the audience likes the happy ending , and me, too. Until of course we did not marry our ideals, but this is already the beginning of another story.