How does female logic work?

Female logic is the subject of jokes and all sorts of conceivable and inconceivable anecdotes. They, of course, come up with men, to once again emphasize their masculinity, direct, like a railway cloth, thinking, strength, talent and intelligence. After all, a man feels his importance when he chuckles at the "conclusions" of his half. And for a man, the greatest compliment is the realization of one's own significance.

But a man sometimes does not know that this is sometimes a well-staged drama performance. That's when the question arises, who manipulates who.

So, how does female logic work and what does it represent? Psychologists believe that this is an adaptation mechanism developed over the centuries by women. And, as a result of not natural, but social evolution, or in simple words, as a result of living with men in a society of men. And thanks to this mechanism, a woman can not only survive in the harsh world of men, but adapt to it, and often prevail over them. How? Everything is quite simple: puzzling, and so that first the man will become silent with surprise, then be touched, and then completely lose his common sense. And everything, he is ready, you can at least take it with your bare hands! Although no, it's not necessary to take, because sooner or later he will come himself, bring everything necessary, and do everything that is necessary. Yes, and thank you.

By the way, women's logic is a long-established scientific fact. In the work of VN Bashkirov, candidate of biological sciences of the Institute of Gene Biology of the Russian Academy of Sciences, "On the molecular genetic mechanisms of female logic", the existence of differences in the logic "in general" is proved. According to him, female logic exists with a high degree of probability. For example, in the female logic, the logical symbol "YES" with a probability of 0.5 can mean "YES-1", that is, a statement, well, with the same proportion can mean "YES-2", that is, denial. The same can be said for the symbol "NO". If translated into a popular language, it means that if a woman says that she does not want to eat a cake, this may mean that she is hungry to feel the delicious muffin melting in her tongue. But, only after her new diet is over. Failure variants can be several.

"Female logic," sweet, naive, sometimes stupid actually hides a delicate calculation. After all, a woman can by all means available to her to turn the situation around so as to be sure of all 200 percent in a favorable outcome. Well, as they say, everyone is full and happy. The self-esteem of the man was not affected, but on the contrary, it grew significantly, because he is a hero, superman. And his wife is just a stupid and naive translator, nurse, accountant, etc., (the list remains open). With the ego everything is all right, it is completely satisfied. And both men and women.

Very often, a woman with a male model of behavior (not to be confused with appearance), fully thinking like a man, making his conclusions, taking over his negotiating ability, simply has to make maximum efforts, compared to a man in such a situation, to achieve the desired. What can we say about a woman with a typical female model of behavior? Feminism, naturally, is a useful thing. But the woman does not need to take the sleepers on her shoulders when next to her is such a strong man in all respects, so courageous, and even with pumped muscles. And you can always ask inadvertently what is the name of this muscle? Oh, the "triceps"! Cool? And also unobtrusively ask, is it hard for him. Do not forget in the end to thank and say a couple of compliments on parting.