How to learn to joke or the basics of wit

When to become super-duper does not work, and other people's jokes start to irritate, it becomes absolutely not ridiculous. Especially for you was developed a training course "How to learn to joke or the basics of wit" to hang others on the ears of the most fun in the world of noodles and develop a sense of humor.

What do guys like.

- How do you laugh. But the murmur of a spring brook is a little more pleasant than the roar of a dump truck. So you need to train!
"Laughing with you." There is nothing more terrible than the thoughts of a guy when his just-said joke hangs in the air ...
- To gather in the company of football or any other friends and to poison jokes, not intended for gentle female ears. Do not deprive him of this opportunity!
"They do not like laughing at them." Your sharp tongue can be aimed at anyone and anything (except for football and a new computer game, of course), but not on the guy. According to psychologists, here the humor inflicts harm to the girls even more than a bad figure, so it is very important to learn joking correctly!
"You can not joke better than him." Leave behind the guy the title of the main humorist in the company!

How to become witty:

- you must determine for yourself those areas in which you could really "turn around" with your sharp satire. For example, if you are not interested in politics at all, it probably does not make sense to amuse someone with your interpretation of the results of the presidential elections in Kyrgyzstan - no one will appreciate your wit. It will be insincere and therefore not at all witty.
- To be known as a man with an excellent sense of humor can and does not joke at all! You just have to think up clever answers to trivial questions. For example, for a simple "how is life?" You can answer "normal", but you can "regularly" or "like Mumu after surfacing." Think of a few such phrases for different occasions - learning how to joke is very easy.
- If friends say that laughing at you is funnier than over your jokes, do not be offended! They are not from evil, but from stupidity. And a little self-irony will not hurt anyone.

Rules of jokes:

- do not exchange a sense of humor for sense of humor and joke to the place - the aces of wit must still be able to know! There is nothing worse than a witty comment on a topic that you discussed two hours ago.
- First make sure that they hear you. If you have not heard or understood, never repeat and explain the joke. It definitely will not help.
- try to tell seriously - if you start with a playful voice (like "but I'm going to make you laugh now ..."), nothing happens.