Poems on the international women's day can be beautiful, comical, sweet, in the form of recognition. Do not be afraid to seem stupid with your quatrains, because the poems are a real creation, enclosed in rhyme and punching fragile girls into tears ...
Funny poems on the holiday of March 8
What a woman really needs,
We more or less, like, we know!
And all that you wanted to yourself b -
We just wish you that!
Good luck in job! Weather - pleasant!
Love - pure, gentle and repeated!
Children are of different sexes! Coats - according to the figure!
Neighbors in the compartment - that they do not drink or smoke!
Hair - silky! The teeth are snow-white!
Husbands - wealthy! Sponsors - gentle!
Lovers - smart! Spouses - in the law!
Beetroot - living in another region!
The newcomer - submissive! Plates - washed!
Husbands - not snoring and at night shaved!
Colleague - not fixated only on women!
Enemies - weak-strong! Enemies - very weak!
Lunch - in bed! Impressions - polar!
And ... these ... well ... in general, that ... regular!
Stocking - without puffs! Not a day - without a new thing!
Husbands - on a very long business trip!
Love - scorching, as in the series!
Five serials - on each channel!
Romanov - the resort! Gusts - insane!
Neighbors and from below and from above - noiseless!
Travel - not to the garden, but to the sea!
Pirozhenok - delicious, but so that no calories!
Machines - foreign, but the steering wheel to the left!
Spirits - from Dior! Flowers - daily!
Intentions - different, but better than serious!
Dwellings - five-room and five-star!
Deserved vacation - on the beaches and waves!
Trolleybuses - on time and incomplete!
Tickets on buses - only happy!
Friends - not boring! Girlfriends - not jealous!
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What for men on March 8?
For us - something like a heart attack!
Gifts should be bought to all,
All the ladies congratulate you not to forget!
And for women simply enjoyment -
Have a rest, accept congratulations!
Here you specifically and one more,
I wish you to always be lucky,
That you loved and loved you,
To all the misfortunes passing by,
And let all your dreams come true,
Happiness who is worthy? Well, of course, you!
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On a wonderful day on March 8
I wish to meet the fish.
But only the fish is not simple,
And that will fulfill all desires,
And in addition to the fish of this -
A rich man to you.
To be beautiful, strong, intelligent
We do not need idiots.
Let your life paint with paint,
Attention, affection, kindness
In bed, let him be a tiger,
And in life - a guiding star!
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Today, on the eighth of March,
International Women's Day!
I have a big waste,
I'm not too lazy to congratulate you.
I'll buy you fragrant flowers,
I'll order eclairs with cream,
I will buy the effervescent drinks.
Well, like everything, I'm going out ...
All shops bypassed:
I bought a flower and a pot.
While home came back,
I wrote you a rhyme.
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Today in the mouth, not a drop,
Today you drink,
And women and women,
In short, half the country.
So little that a gram,
To congratulate b not to forget
Wife, of course, my mother,
And the mother-in-law to call!
But I'm unmarried!
I was not screaming "Bitter!",
Congratulate on March 8
You only want to!
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With the International Women's Day,
From the bottom of my heart I congratulate.
Blossom, smell and be merry,
And get carried away, as before, polo.
Do not forget to call your friends,
A child's time to give birth!
And never be depressed!
You are the sweetest in the world, zai!
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You yourself, just be honest, say:
Who is the most useful and important in the world?
Who is breastfeeding on the bunker, forgetting the machine gun,
Or who bothers us crazy?
Who drinks alcohol from a flask
Or someone in pantyhose tightening?
Who do people like? Whom do people look for?
They love those who make them purer!
Not those whose movements are awkward and rude,
And those who vampires on the lips.
Who languidly covered the floor with a towel.
Who is brutally obkakan yelling infant.
Who knows the process of boiling the lids.
Whose legs grow straight from underarms.
Who tears the tricotans on a rag for sex.
Who sincerely believes in the effect of Panadol.
Who smokes and drinks. Who does not drink or smoke.
Who fools the people. Who does not fool the people.
Who goes into the hut. Who is the horse at the gallop.
Who is the figure with a swing under the nose of a peasant.
Who pierced my ears. Who is losing weight today.
Who lives decorating themselves (in theory).
Who blossoms in March. Who is sitting at the table.
Who in the summer garden with a constant paddle.
All those who are behind the lovely smile of the Gioconda
The golden ring of anaconda melts.
For whom they invariably go jambs
A forest man's path with hammers.
Who burns our heart with a modal verb.
We love all those who are not of our sex!
We do not need thoughts, we do not need ideas,
And we need women and many children.
So eternal memory to us, peasants!
And the glory of pantyhose and heels!
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Here came the spring-red,
The snow is melting, the grass is growing.
The sun shines.
At the door knocks
Best holiday
Our mothers.
On this day, March 8,
We want to wish you:
Happiness, joy, success,
Beauty, health, laughter,
And of course love.
Never touch
Your life does not matter,
No pain, no grief.
Be cheerful always!
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Favorite women, cool wives,
Mother's relatives, our little sisters ...
We hasten to congratulate,
After all, their world is very thin.
And this day of the calendar
We honor, we will always remember!
And since the morning flowers giving,
We love you more and more.
Let Spring fill you with joy,
And the sun rays will give a positive,
Your March will remember your smile
And the soul of love is the motive!
Big beautiful poems for girls on March 8
I hasten to congratulate you on Women's Day,
Flowers can not be found in beautiful congratulations,
You are worthy of them, without a doubt,
You give them, and in the continuation
I send you a hundred wishes in it.
I wish the tenderness and the ocean of love,
I wish you an unforgettable luck.
Any difficulty - just call,
You will be helped by all means.
In the Swiss bank,
A huge family and a house,
And there is a lot of happiness in it ...
And with a holiday, I congratulate you!
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A spring holiday has come to us,
I congratulate you, too.
On a woman's day, any prankster
Will be nice as an order.
Remain you are the same,
Fresh as buds of roses.
Be younger every day
And do not be afraid of life thunderstorms.
Every day let it be in joy,
Do not let the sadness touch you.
You, remain as kind,
And beautiful as they are now.
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This day is for the most delicate,
This day is for the loveliest,
Those who give us hope,
For the only loved ones!
All the men, pestering themselves,
Congratulate you today,
And, like trying,
They catch the shine of their favorite eyes.
Breakfast will be prepared by ourselves
And flowers will bring you,
Only the secret will not be discovered -
How can they wait tomorrow!
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On behalf of the masculine gender
I want to admit, without embarrassment,
That a woman is a miracle of nature,
The beginning of all earthly ways.
You are modern and active
Keep the family at times.
Gentle, kind and positive,
Light all your spark.
Today there is a good reason
Love you express your own,
In the shower, after all, everyone is very young:
I love women all in a row!
And let the spring day of the eighth -
Gives happiness, mood.
So that you, shining, come home,
As in his twentieth birthday!
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Spring outside the windows shines, look!
The world is beautiful, it is blossomed ...
Take the clarity of the morning dawn,
Breath freshness, let him give the garden,
And let the eyes shine joyfully,
And let the soul sing of happiness,
Let the storm rustle past,
Let only give joy every year!
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I give you a mimosa,
It's like you.
Though you are beautiful, like a rose,
But the rose has thorns.
And in you there is no lack.
You are gentle, light and smooth.
On the Women's Day I give flowers,
As it should be a man.
But for the same reason
Will you kiss me?
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You enter into magical dreams,
With you dear, every hour is great.
Congratulations on the New Spring Day,
Our lovely women are you!
Life you give, teach again
You are what only mums give,
You give birth in the heart of love
And in the shower you create a cosiness.
We wish among the furious days
To you one endless spring,
Everything is loved, more desirable, more dear to be!
And see happy dreams !!!
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The sun thawed,
And the sky is blue.
How I want happiness
Love and fun!
I wish your house
He was a strong stronghold,
That children loved
And met with a cake.
So that the desires come true
And the goals came true!
To difficulties in life
Quickly forgotten.
That there was health
And the joy is crazy,
So that children grow up
Taking care of adding.
All alarms will go away
There will be fun.
Rush faster
Farther idleness.
Spring holiday cute
We are given hope
To make it faster
Have changed clothes,
Have a smile
And they became brighter,
All of you since March 8!
A merry drop!
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The spring day warms up,
We are waiting for an instant for congratulations!
After all, there is no better reason
To create poems.
March 8 - this is the day!
We congratulate all of them.
Let it not be a disaster at all,
We wish everyone good health.
Such a desire for warmth,
To the heart would be warmed.
And let dreams come true,
To the sun bloom!
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This day with flowers together
I give you the words,
Let them from their murmuring songs
The head will spin.
Congratulations and I wish
In this holiday of such days,
So that you clearly understood:
There was a prophecy of this verse.
Let more often joy
Birds knock at the windows.
And let the people become kind,
So that in the way do not lose heart!
Quatrains for sms since March 8
Congratulations on the holiday of spring!
Happiness, health, fun I wish!
Let this spring bring for you
A lot of smiles, warmth and kindness!
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Let the sun shine with joy today,
In the shadows, leaving a sheaf of great anxieties,
And all the flowers that are in the world,
Blossom today at your feet.
***
Let the winter gleam still remain,
But the air becomes unsteady.
With the Women's Spring Holiday you,
With the first spring smile!
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I congratulate my wife -
March 8 is already here,
You are happy to be!
I'm happy - you have me!
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Beloved, I congratulate you -
March 8 at the door to us knocking.
I want the same stay,
And all your dreams come true!
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I want to congratulate you, Mouse,
With the holiday of spring, love, flowers.
Let the blink of bliss blind you,
And love will deprive earthly shackles!
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Woman with us, the code we are born,
The woman is with us at our last hour,
A woman is a banner when we fight,
Woman - the joy of the opened eyes!
Little sms poems by March 8
Let the winter gleam still remain,
But the air becomes unsteady.
With the Women's Spring Holiday you,
With the first spring smile!
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With a fragrant lilac branch
Spring comes to every house,
We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts
With the International Women's Day!
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I wish you happiness and love.
They are more precious than all gifts.
And may all come true dreams
On a beautiful day - MARCH 8!
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To be beautiful, like a rose,
On this day, I wish you,
On International Women's Day
Let the soul meet the spring!
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Aroma of flowers of spring
Let today inspire,
Happiness, joy, luck
On Women's Day, I wish you!
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A bell rang with a bell
This Day is March 8,
And let the spring be a long one,
Warm, joyful and bright!
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Let the winter soon go away,
And, waking up from a dream,
In the Women's Day comes to us
The long-awaited spring!
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What can I wish you by March 8?
From life everyone wants his ...
And we wish you only happiness,
To be a little, but all!
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Let this spring beams
People and flowers will smile at you,
And let them always go through life with you
Love, health, happiness and dreams!
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Let me wish you a smile and a joke:
Always remain attentive, sensitive.
Let labor be a pleasant burden for you,
We wish health and a good life!