funny sms guy Funny SMS can not only cheer up and entertain you when there is nothing to do, but also to smooth out the conflict, and sometimes even to restore almost destroyed relationships. Save the list of funny sms guy for all occasions!
List of the most cheerful sms:
Hi, sweetie! I so want! I really burn with desire! Mad obsession fumes my imagination! Want! Want! I want tomorrow to help my mother dig out potatoes in the country! (the case of potatoes can be replaced by any other request, from which the young man simply can not get out).
If you do not answer me this SMS in 5 seconds, then you owe me 50 kisses. Time is over! I ask you to pay today no later than 9 pm.
I was going to send something sexy, gentle and beautiful, but I just can not fit in sms-ku ...
If you had to spend the night separately (the favorite went on a business trip, etc.), send him such a hilarious SMS at night: "Life for a day was shorter, there was no sex, quiet nights!"
A message that has become classic, but popular at all times: "In the morning I can not have breakfast, because I constantly think about you. In the afternoon, lunch does not get into the throat - all thoughts are only about you. In the evening, too, do not eat - I dream of meeting you. At night I can not fall asleep - I really want to ...
Darling, what the hell ?! Immediately go away from my thoughts - work is in the way!
Attention! Search! The most beautiful eyes in the world are being searched, illegally crossing the border of friendship and stealing my heart! For any information on whereabouts - a reward in 100 kisses!
Honey, we have so much in common with you. We love the same thing - me!
If you recently exchanged phone numbers, do not hesitate and send the guy a hilarious SMS: "Hello! Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to pass by one more time? "
Funny poem conquers the heart of any man: "I love you, like the devil is his bog, like a witch infernal broom, like a mosquito loves priests - that's the way I love you."
You are worried about the network operator (specify the mobile network to which the favorite is connected). We conducted a selective survey of subscriber activity and found that you send critically few love SMS messages to your girlfriend. If the situation does not improve within a week, we will be forced to turn you off. (it is advisable to send such a cheerful text message to a guy from a number he does not know or use the service of hiding his own number).
Who do you think you are ?! Do you think that you are the best and you have no equal in the whole world? Do you consider yourself the meaning of my life? Guessed by . I'm just crazy about you!
Loved one, I just left the hospital ... Today I felt a strong stabbing pain in my chest, examined, diagnosed ... and found you in my heart!
Dear, there was a trouble - I'm in the police! They detained me for being too beautiful and funny. They have all the evidence on their hands ... What can I do ?!
You know, I've been thinking and decided that I do not adore you anymore ... but I just love madly!
A chiseled sexy figure ... charming eyes ... enticing sensual bends of the lips ... But let's not talk about me, how are you?
For a long time I was going to say, but when I tried, you did not let me say a word. I have a boyfriend, I love him. I decided to tell you from this via SMS. This little man is you!
Attention! Risk of virus infection! This phone number is under the influence of a dangerous telephone "worm", which selects the most beautiful, kind and sexual subscriber from the address book and sends him messages!
If your meeting broke, send such a text message: "Oh, such sexy lace underwear, so much time, so much effort, so much cosmetics - and all in vain".
If you read this message - you owe me a hug, if you erased it - a kiss, if saved - invite to a romantic date. So what are you going to do?
