Have you ever thought that the habits of others often resemble the habits of representatives of the animal world? Here I am about the same. "All life is theater," Shakespeare said. But for some reason it seems to me that I have been living in the zoo for a year now. Now is the time to move on to the individual.
So.
1. Chickens. These creatures, as a rule, are female, are constantly worried. Cackle clap wings. The cause for concern can be anything you want. The chief went on a business trip, he will not be for two whole days. "Did not go" report. Someone from the staff said that in a month the inspector will come. In schools, quarantine was declared. Chickens are creatures in general, quite peaceful, but if they are angry, they may well bite. Their brains, of course, are chicken ... But the chickens are fine performers, disciplined, punctual, quiet, uncomplaining. Where can they be found most often? Accounting, health care (mainly junior medical staff), public catering, education (as life shows, you can work as a teacher with chicken brains).
2. Donkeys. You will probably laugh, but donkeys are more likely to occupy leading positions, sometimes very high. Just do not ask which ones, I still will not say. I'm afraid for my own skin, you know. Meow. The main quality of donkeys is their famous stubbornness. Plus intolerance to someone else's opinion. Donkeys do not recognize bypass roads, just a rod ahead and everything when alone, and when - in whole herds. If necessary, pierce the forehead with walls. Their unshakable confidence in their own right is involuntarily transferred to others. So donkeys get supporters. Well, and they ruthlessly trample on opponents hoofs. The brain of an ass is so small that you sometimes begin to doubt its existence, however, the brains of an ass are not needed. For him thinks the motherland, that is, the higher authorities. Many donkeys work in law enforcement agencies - the army, the police ... Their morose concentration, punching power, and the readiness to take blows from the authorities are very much appreciated.
3. Bulls. By their diligence bulls remind donkeys, but, unlike them, are less obstinate, in the sense, do not have such ideological conviction. The main life value for bulls is work. Here they are plowing from dawn to dusk. Deprived of the opportunity to work, the bull feels like a fish thrown ashore. Begins to mope, complex, falls into a binge ... Just like donkeys, bulls do not have much developed intelligence. They take zeal and perseverance. Bulls consider themselves to be tough guys and therefore diligently demonstrate their own steepness to others. Even if everything is good, the bull is always "stuffed". Like an ass, he does not like to give in, even in small things, considering it a manifestation of weakness. For example, when a bull rides in the metro and stands near the exit, blocking the road, he will not move, forcing other passengers to compete with him in power. Similarly, the bull behaves and driving a car. And if two bulls argue for a female ... They will butt until one of them breaks the horns or the skull breaks. (Even if the female is tired of looking at these movements, and she long ago left with another knight). Basically, the bulls work where there is a need for a rough male power. In industry, at the construction site ... Also they are willingly taken to the guards. In the weekend, in order not to lose shape, the bulls go to the country or to the village and plow there, and at the same time inseminate the local cows, improving the gene pool of the nation.
4. The cat. Unlike chickens, bulls and donkeys, the cat is a refined individualist. He walks where he pleases, and walks by himself. He thinks mostly about food and sex. He does not like to work, prefers to bask in the sun or near the battery, depending on the season. Chickens, donkeys and especially bulls, seeing this attitude, are very angry. They roar, moo, angrily cackle, stomping hooves. Cat's serenity sometimes leads them to white heat. Possessing high intelligence, the cat manages to cope and dodge, trying to occupy a warm place, as they say, away from the authorities, closer to the kitchen. Heather. Artistic. Behaves politely. Murlihet, squinting sweetly. But, as a predator, at any time ready to release claws. Especially when they encroach on his freedom. Or when there is an opportunity to snatch something. If necessary, the cat can represent anyone - an indefatigable worker, a fighter for justice, an innocent victim. Depending on what is currently beneficial to him personally. By nature, a cat is more like a sprinter than a stayer. At critical moments, when his well-being is in danger, he can develop rabid activity, including the famous cat's mind at full capacity. When the passions subsided, the cat relaxes again. The cat is very freedom-loving, does not like to be pulled, strained, loaded with work. Then he hisses at those around him and angrily whites his teeth. Many cats and cats lead the life of a free artist, good, have a high creative potential. Some cats, young and not very successful, work as secretaries. When you lick, when pomurlykat, when you lie on the couch and push apart the hind legs - such things they feel intuitively. Where else do the representatives of the cat family work? On warm places, where else. Marketing. Tourism. Services sector. Tax administration. Under favorable circumstances, a cat can open a business, as a rule, a small firm. But to find donkeys or bulls, ready to work at least twenty hours a day - in our country is not difficult, advertised - and in the morning to your office a whole herd, and even with its instrument. I beg you, if anyone sees a cat working at a construction site or in a steel shop - immediately let me know about it. Throwing all current affairs, I will come to personally look at this natural wonder.
5. Bear. Mishka is too heavy to climb and, I must say, pretty lazy. In general, the bear is peaceful, but if the fuss rises around him, he begins to get nervous, growls angrily and even is able to paw his paw. He likes to drink, to eat deliciously. In this case, the bear clearly controls the territory, which he considers his own. In this territory he is a king and a god. Bears prefer to work in supervisory bodies. Tax, Office of Public Prosecutor. In these cases, they willingly take a paw, like cats. "The roof" of enterprises and individuals. Not free, of course. On every kind of violation, the bear looks very complacent, as he is convinced that it is necessary to help other animals (in the sense, bypass the law), but when they refuse to give a paw, they are terribly offended and become very picky, even if no violations are revealed. In addition to the tax and prosecutors, the bears work as personnel officers, managers (they sleep for days on end and only growl at subordinates' meetings), lawyers (love the jurisprudence they have in their blood, remember the saying "The law of the taiga, prosecutor bear"?).
6. Turkey. The only thing that excites the turkey is its own image. Everything else is trifles, not worthy of attention. Turkeys and turkeys look at others with an emphatic arrogance. Try to get acquainted with the turkey. No matter how it is. For this you need, at least, to drive to it on the Mercedes. Turkeys are always unhappy with something. If this is your leader, accept my most sincere condolences. His endless quibbles turkey is able to get even a deceased, and those who do not like him, this proud bird simply pecks. However, turkeys have a bad habit of thinking for too long, even when the decision must be taken immediately. The latter circumstance affects their career in the most sad way.
7. Dogs. The main quality of life, characterizing the dog or dog - loyalty to the master. This devotion to the dog is proved at every opportunity. Any order is immediately executed, including the command "FAS". Like bulls, dogs are real workaholics. Only in addition to labor enthusiasm are also obsessed with the mania of persecution. They constantly feel that someone is attempting to do business. Therefore, dogs periodically grind their teeth. And when they see that someone is not working hard enough, they start to bark. Such dog fidelity can not but find a response in the heart of the boss. Dogs are put in positions where they can perform control functions and, if necessary, report to management. Brigadiers, foremen at the construction site, clerical workers, security guards. Many dogs work in the army and in the police. They successfully interact with donkeys, complementing each other. Live in accordance with the statute - that's it, dog happiness.
And you did not notice which fauna resembles your office?
