The fact that all women are the same, probably invented a man without imagination. For him, indeed, all women are the same, since beyond his sexual characteristics his imagination does not apply. In fact, all women are different. Even in cats - everyone has his own character, what to say about ladies. Nevertheless, if desired, several basic types of women can be distinguished.
Malvina
Malvina is 100% sure of her irresistibility, infallibility and her right to lead other people, including, of course, men (and sometimes even give instructions to her boss). She attaches great importance to her own appearance. A neat hairdo, perfect make-up, clothes, completely appropriate to the situation. You can see the unwashed unpainted Malvina only if you spend the night with her. However, Malvina herself determines where and with whom she sleep, as well as the length of the leash, which will subsequently hold each individual man. She rarely smiles, much more often she scorns her lips with disdain.
Malvina is a responsible, executive and incredibly demanding girl (mainly in relation to others). It is very difficult to please her. This lady decides everything herself, as a rule, for herself and for that guy. Wants - gives, wants - refuses; wants - will marry, and wants - will send far and straight. Malvina prefers to live with boys like Pierrot, soft and limp, like plasticine. In this case, often whines, they say, if I met a man who can make decisions for me - I would have followed him to the end of the world, and so ... By the way, in her life there was such a man - Karabas Barabas, but Malvina escaped from him at the first opportunity.
In the house of Malvina - cleanliness and order, as if in the operating room. Everyone who violates this order will face a severe punishment. By the way, about punishments. Malvina is a consistent supporter of bed education. A little bit - Artemon, take him to the closet!
Such a thing. As I said, Malvina is used to solving everything herself. And with an "unplanned" break in relations, it is a real shock. Absorbing love instantly gives way to burning hatred.
Cinderella
Cinderella is a modest and unpretentious girl. Such a gray mouse, ready to plow day and night. And sometimes free of charge. Cinderella is practically useless. Knowing this, others actively use this non-repudiation for their own purposes. Linger after work to fix the documentation, help your girlfriend clean the apartment, lend money for an indefinite period, sit with someone else's child, lie down with someone else's uncle ... Stop. On the intimate relationship of Zolushkin's reliability does not apply. It is very difficult to persuade her to have sex.
Soft and flexible, Cinderella simply goes into herself and does not react to anything, like a partisan during interrogation. Such girls very often live alone and instead of the beloved man they keep in the apartment a cat or a dog that, thanks to Cinderella kindness, is suffering from obesity.
But, meeting his prince, Cinderella blossoms literally before our eyes. Cinderella are without conflict. Perhaps that's why they almost always like the mothers of their chosen ones. When the relationship is broken Cinderella does not make any claims, but prefer to suffer quietly. And, as a rule, except for a child, they do not claim anything, even for alimony.
Thumbelina
The elegant Thumbelina walks through life, smiling pleasantly to those around her, as if she offers to come and get acquainted.
Practically all of his conscious life, Thumbelina is looking for a strong man's shoulder, or, more simply, a sponsor who, if not, will at least take on some of their problems. Elf - wonderful, he is also beautiful to the same. Mole - also not bad, although old, but it has a warm mink, where you can sit out troubled times.
Sometimes, especially if the General Sponsor has not yet been found, Thumbelina holds several sponsors and involves them to solve their problems, from fixing the crane in the kitchen and ending with the purchase of a new fur coat for the winter.
Thumbelina does not hesitate to ask for help, and asks that the people around her, simply can not refuse her, the heart is not iron. Even with a solid complexion, Thumbelina behaves like a small, slightly spoiled girl. Well, whoever "dines" with the girl, he, of course, "dances". However, this girl spreads her legs without much hunt. And does not push them apart without special need. Her stock of excuses is almost inexhaustible. Some men have for years been seeking a reciprocity of Thumbelina. And all this time serve her faithfully. They are fed, drunk, taught, employed, cured, dressed, entertained, carried by the sea.
There is another way to the body, much shorter. Take Thumbelina by the hand and lead where it should. Home or in the bushes - according to circumstances. When Thumbelina feels a strong leader - she is happy to give him for a purely symbolic scarf, and even for nothing. But most men for some reason prefer to follow the first path.
Venus de Milo
Venus de Milo is beautifully dressed and even more beautifully undressed. And sometimes - purely for the love of art. You look at your face - like, nothing special, but the body, especially the legs ... Oh, these legs can be licked all day. When Venus goes down the street or along the beach, all men, including schoolchildren of lower grades and breathing retirees, now and then turn around in her direction, at the risk of damaging the cervical vertebrae.
Venus is tactful, has an accommodating nature, but she has one very significant flaw, namely, the lack of hands. There are hands, do not worry, they just grow out of the same place where all other people grow their feet. If the husband of Venus is a man of wealth and can support a servant, then their family happiness can only be envied. Otherwise - accept my most sincere condolences: the functions of domestic servants will have to be performed by you. Washing, cooking, cleaning the apartment, caring for children, shopping trips - all this will lie on the wide man's shoulders.
Venus is extremely impractical, money, in general, it is better not to trust, she will spend it and she will not understand what). What can you do - a goddess, and therefore requires sacrifices, including financial ones. When the relationship breaks away with a truly royal dignity, but, harboring resentment, it is quite possible to take revenge. For example, alternately give yourself to all friends or colleagues of his former, and even almost before his eyes.
Well, and finally, the fifth element. Harpy.
If the Malvins, Thumbelinae and Venus become only bastards, and Cinderella become them as often as the ethnic Chukchi join the ranks of the English lords, the Harpies are bastards simply by definition, and many are Bugs with a capital letter.
In the women's team, Harpy plays the role of a sort of tafgai (tafgai is a hockey player who rolls around the site and strikes the players of the opposing team with a stick on the heads and on the ribs). But in the first place from it goes to men. Why? And that did not think that you can all life with impunity devour the Malvina and spin Cinderella for free sex. Only these bitch sticks mostly not on the head, but on the psyche, and they beat so that it does not seem too small.
Each time, getting into a new collective, the Harpy begins to dictate his will to others. Sometimes - directly, with a fist on the table, or, again, on the head. Sometimes - more subtle methods (remember Lady Macbeth). But, in any case, the result is one, all employees, including the director, carry out the will of Baba Yaga. Who - with genuine enthusiasm, who - with tears in their eyes, but perform. Any signs of discontent this lady perceives as childish pranks.
Just like Malvina, everything decides for herself, she wants - she'll make a king, and she wants to - popolzuetsya and throw away, like a used tampax. If Garpia has laid eyes on the peasant, acute sensations are guaranteed to him, sometimes - for the rest of his life. And what he becomes: the king of oil wells or a collector of bottles - it's up to her. To be honest, women hate Harpies, in some cases even try to shame, they say, why did she take her husband away.
But men, strangely enough, love. For what? A FIG knows what the bastard is for. Love is not for "what", but "no matter what."
Author: Vlad Klimushinsky