Men are, of course, a strong gender. But they have plenty of weaknesses. Everyone has his own, of course. Although there are common male "horror stories". Maybe, after learning about them, we - women will become a little more to understand them ... In any case, to learn 10 things that all men are afraid of in the world will not hurt a single woman.
SHOULD SOMETHING IN THE STORE.
Careless movement on expensive boutiques can be too expensive. After looking at the windows, it's easy to touch a bottle of a collection cognac for a couple of thousand euros. Well, it happens, what can you do. In theory, everything that is happening in the trading room, is responsible store and claims should not be. But to check this in practice, for some reason, none of the men would like.
LOSE KEYS.
It would seem that nothing terrible: I dialed the phone of the Ministry of Emergency Situations and called the guys with tools that for half an hour and 3000 rubles will open the door. But the guys check the registration first. And if a man lives in a rented apartment, you will have to call the owner. If it is within reach - good. If he went abroad for a couple of years, he will have to wait for him under the door. And if it's even a friend's apartment? And inside there were important things, documents there are some, sex toys, which she does not need to see ... In general, men have such fear. It's strange, right?
PONADYAYTS 'AT THE CREDIT.
Paying a card is convenient and profitable, especially abroad: you will not have to pay the interest for cashing. The problem is that the card is a delicate creature. It can be demagnetized, broken or somehow blocked. In his pocket, the poor fellow will be empty and no one will take it. It is necessary, obviously, to sell the property.
LOSE THE PASSPORT.
Another nice adventure that can happen when and wherever. Of course, a man will not be forced to spend the rest of his life on an airplane as the hero of the film about the adventures of Italians in Russia. But the hero of the film "Terminal", he can easily become. Especially if the loss happens in the transit zone of an airport in the Congo, where he intended to fly to Zaire.
STAY WITHOUT COMMUNICATION.
Now it is difficult to remember how people lived before the invention of a mobile phone, but there is a suspicion that it is better than now. However, it's too late to miss those wonderful times: we all got a strong dependence. Sowing battery is equated to personal drama and can serve as an occasion for short-term depression. And it's okay if he just does not meet the girl. It happens that due to such problems millions of contracts are broken.
FIND YOUR WOMEN'S TOILET.
This can happen regardless of whether a drunk man or sober. Although in the first case the chances are certainly higher. Attention, you know, dissipates, besides in many institutions it is accepted instead of understandable to each letter to draw some foolish monograms or pictures. In progressive places gradually began to move away from the practice of separation of latrines on the basis of gender. And it's right: it seems that the designs of the toilet bowls in "M" and "F" do not differ much.
UNFOLDABLE SNAKE
A sense of humor for many replaces what life has deprived: mind, beauty and physical health. For such people, the worst thing that can happen is not even what Schnur used to sing about, but to get into the company of people who do not laugh at their jokes. However, according to the categorical imperative of Kant, the attitude towards you around is determined by your attitude towards them. So laugh at other people's jokes, even stupid ones.
REMOVE THE TRANSVEST.
Men who have visited Southeast Asia, often begin their narrative about rest with the words: "But one of my friends, figure it out, took off the girl, but it turned out that this is a man". As a rule, the phrase "my friend" hides the narrator himself - not everyone has the heart to tell about this. In fact, to be in such a situation somewhere in Thailand - is simple. It is more difficult to decide what to do: on the one hand, money is paid, on the other ... That's it, what will have to do with another ?!
To be disenchanted.
As you know, even the walls have ears - what can we say about people. Therefore, if a man came with a friend to the bar and is going to tell him another muck about his boss, he always looks around first. It is possible that the main character of his story sits right behind him. But otherwise you should not relax: maybe a gentleman at a nearby table is a good friend of his boss. So he will speak as quietly as possible.
GET IN THE LIST OF FORBES.
Russia does not take pride in its wealth. Therefore, not everyone wants to see their name on the famous list of the richest people. The reason for this is not the natural modesty of Russian billionaires, but the popularity that can come down in the form of fighters of the tax police. However, to get into Forbes threatens to da-aleko not everyone ...