Many will agree that the bed is not the most suitable place for jokes, and yet sometimes there is something to laugh at, and sometimes to cry ... But we will react with humor to that which can cause anger and resentment in a real situation. So, 20 worst phrases for the bed.
- I liked more like my ex-girlfriend did.
- Are you imagining yourself a porn star?
- Honey, could you do it faster? I get up early tomorrow.
- You feel good? Are you sure? Right?
- Than it so strangely smells?
- And often do you go to bed with unfamiliar men?
- I've never had a woman before.
- Have you finished? No? And now?
- Have you ever seen such a healthy person?
- You should be in the gym.
- On the other hand, you're right. Let's really turn off the lights.
- I got there?
- Only quieter, my mother is very sensitive dream!
- Can I call you a bad word? It excites me.
- Turn around, hut, to the forest ahead ...
- I thought you were a natural blonde ...
- Do not you take pills?
- How, you say, your name?
- Wait, I'm going to take an ax and rubber gloves.