How do you perceive the opposite sex


If we could read minds, then, first of all, we would be interested in what the guys think about us. The easiest way to ask a forehead. But they honestly will not say or say something that we do not like. But you can ask some ... well, an abstract man. Let him tell us all about how they perceive us at all. For simplicity, we are divided into types. Know yourself - and you will understand how people of the opposite sex perceive you.

The Modest Man.

If the girl is really modest and shy, the imagination of the guys inflames. As a rule, any guys, even the most innocent and neutral situations, are always misinterpreted by the guys, in their favor - in general, they reason as a writer who has flown off the reel. Therefore, it seems to the guys that a modest and chaste girl is an illustration of the saying about the "quiet whirlpool", something like a living embodiment of the sexually unbridled Shiva. The modesty is worthy of admiration, admiration from afar and is good because dirt does not stick to it. If the girl only pretends to be quiet, it is usually quickly taken to clean water and covered with a squall of obscene suggestions. It either changes the habitat range, or takes the most innocuous part of these proposals. On real modest women often marry, and after that they regret: lack of life experience and pink blinders before our eyes make these girls unsuitable for real life.

The girl is a bore.

It is usually dismissed and laughed at, but in vain: often a boring girl says very correct things that no one wants to listen to. More precisely - to hear. She is forced to repeat the trivial truths over and over again, which irritates the mentally unstable population. From the bores usually get excellent wives, because they are able to guide the true path of the most finished troglodyte, turning it into a creature very reminiscent of homo sapiens. Simply to it it is necessary to listen at least once, and then to decide: is it a bore, or should we all be treated for the dilution of the brain?

Femme fatale.

Able to destroy the idiot under the root, than she deserved the admiration and respect of the hammered and disadvantaged girls and women of the whole world! This is a living and very beautiful revenge on the high heels of male scoundrels! True, her victims are only the most harmless and inexperienced individuals, which, in fact, is predetermined by the law of interspecific struggle: scoundrels enjoy fatal women in full, and they take revenge on the weakest. Beautiful, textured and intelligent - a fatal woman is dangerous only for insecure guys who easily lose their heads, and a guy without a head will never become a man, it's a ready-to-eat fresh-frozen product.

The vamp girl.

The creature is mythological. The fascination with "gothic rock" made this image habitual. Today it is something like a police uniform. But the heavy make-up and the illusion of drops of volatile life - it's not a vamp girl. Usually a philistine confuses her with a "fatal woman."

Thunderbolt.

An activist who fights for her life: 1) her rights, 2) the rights of neighbors, animals, plants, minorities and prisoners of conscience, and 3) the strange right to "be oneself". Often the latter implies bizarre clothes and a stream of consciousness in written and oral forms. It, as well as bore, it is necessary to listen once from the beginning to the end, and only then to make a decision about execution. If the "girl-thunderbolt" is not obsessed with the idea of ​​total feminism, sometimes she manages to bring a feeling for a while-when she becomes pregnant in this state, the problem is solved once and for all.

Barbie.

Beautiful in her idiocy and just beautiful! Beautiful and brainless - the dream of guys all over the world! However, the girl-Barbie usually does not understand her destiny (and this is an interior decoration and a dictophone for recording male stupidities), which, however, does not prevent her from remaining happy until old age. It is not taken by natural disasters and world financial crises, because there is always a crowd of mercenary volunteers ready to help her anyway. Despite the remarkable exterior, a guy with two or three convolutions gets bored after five minutes. With morons creates a long, lasting and happy union.

This, as you say.

The most dangerous type for a man's psyche: she creates an illusion in the guy that he looks into his mouth, that he admires the stupidities he creates and pronounces out loud, that he does everything as he wants it - this girl jumps the guy imperceptibly, and one day he turns out to be her voluntary slave. The only positive thing is that the slave often does not understand until the end of his life that he lives in captivity - what else does the poor fellow need! Recognize this type is almost impossible: guys tend to exaggerate their abilities, significance, talents - generally tend to exaggerate, so it's impossible to accurately identify a female type. However, in this case it's useless: if the guy is quite satisfied with the companion and the way she organized his life, everything else relates to the category of small things.